Hello we’re cursed
by the travel god
This has been the worst trip for air travel we have ever had
First we couldn’t leave (four canceled flights)
And now we can’t get back (hello from Pueblo, CO)
We were diverted from Denver because high winds
And we are not going to be freed from the plane, which is probably(?) good because there are no rental car companies in Pueblo at the airport and tomorrow is Easter so everything is closed.
We are now receiving more gas and apparently going back to Denver to try again
I need a young priest and an old priest
Send (… lawyers, guns, & money/they’ll get me out of this) Florida water to bathe the plane
Or maybe me, I will do ritual immersion in just about anything if it means I can participate in air travel without Everything Going Wrong
@ArkadyMartine Crap, that stinks. Hoping you can at least avoid having to sleep in an airport tonight (and in an actual bed, for that matter).
@ArkadyMartine I know a guy who could ADD to your curse but I'm short on cures, sorry. Just be glad you're not #FlyingWithHynek
(Tagging @hynek just cuz it's funny)
@ArkadyMartine How miserable! Here’s hoping you’re soon home and angle to apply head to pillow.