Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

This is quite literally the coolest thing I've seen today. I can't believe it exists.
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RT @Andrew_Taylor
The pretend code on the laptop screen in the stock photo at https://developer.bbc.com is user-editable. https://twitter.com/JillWohlner/status/1362483916343541761
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Taylor/status/1403709080737390592

Not to give away the game early here, but last year we invested in air purifiers and replacement filters for both them and for our furnace. If you can afford it, consider getting those right now, before everybody needs one.
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RT @NWSBayArea
Updated #DroughtMonitor just released. No surprises as D3-D4 continues to expand across Bay Area and much of CA as well as the Western US.
https://twitter.com/NWSBayArea/status/1402968563820859400

Hey, @FedEx, this doesn't seem like a great delivery technique. Great toss, though! :/

I realized yesterday night that I've more or less ignored Twitter for a few days. Did I miss anything?

I went for a 6 mile ride. It feels ... good, but super tired. https://www.strava.com/activities/5419263256?utm_content=7913753&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=twitter

I wrote my first code on a Commodore VIC-20
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RT @Sosowski
Tell me how long you've been using computers without telling me how long you've been using computers.
https://twitter.com/Sosowski/status/1400721114431635460

I encourage a close read of the apology. I have rarely seen such magnificent shade in such a condensed form.
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RT @Princejvstin
Worldcon 76 Settles with Jon Del Arroz: Issues Apology, Will Pay Compensation

http://file770.com/worldcon-76-settles-with-jon-del-arroz-issues-apology-will-pay-compensation/
https://twitter.com/PrinceJvstin/status/1400936229827342336

Nice

I just booked business travel for the first time in nearly 2 years.

I have found “reading” again.

Where is the @AppleTV workout for "overweight old men"?

“WE CHOSE”

Goddamn it, @BrandSanderson … It’s been a long time since I’ve had to wipe away tears while reading.

I’ve been waiting for this for the whole damn novel. Thank you

It's an interesting feeling to realize that I am likely to be receiving a Coronavirus vaccine every year until I die.

This gave me chills. Amazing.
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RT @PriapusIQ
😳 Absolutely bonkers.

🪂 Air diver Luke Aikins breaks the world record by jumping from 7620 meters without a parachute.

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1399084606889115648

This whole thread is gold.
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RT @QuinnyPig
Reply to this tweet and tell me what you do for a living; I will incorrectly man explain it to you.
https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1400291268849065990

Ugh. I feel this.
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RT @MissAmyTobey
"oh yeah we totally forgot about you again but we sure could use your expertise now that we've made all the strategic decisions!"
https://twitter.com/MissAmyTobey/status/1400182221219123206

I kinda hate the "yt people" phrase whenever I see it. I suspect that the people who use it are the sort who, if the racial power balance were reversed, would see no problem with using racial slurs themselves.

One side effect of the year away from the office is that I don't think I can drink office coffee any more.

I have not had this need to read for over a year… And I MISSED it.

things that I am remembering tonight: what it is like to stay up way too fucking late reading, because there is no way I can stop reading this Damned novel right now… Or anytime soon.