Why not follow up your Prepared Salad of coffee and vanilla extract with a chaser of fresh tinned-olives-stuffed-with-garlic juice?
A human would be fired for this shit.
@Rhube I mean, at least olives are a thing that humans put on salad...
@aphowell yeah, but they're in the smoothie section, not the salad section!
@Rhube I missed that...thought it was just a very wet salad...