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The pace of job rejection emails is increasing and I'm having a hard time maintaining my chill.
One potentially interesting lead I'm pretty qualified for (my .Net is dusty AF), and one introduction to a recruiter I'm excited about.

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The pace of job rejection emails is increasing and I'm having a hard time maintaining my chill.
One potentially interesting lead I'm pretty qualified for (my .Net is dusty AF), and one introduction to a recruiter I'm excited about.

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@dugglebutt
Egyptian mummy honey... I was reading the other day about Chinese mummy cheese... Throw in some Irish bog butter and we're getting someplace!

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@dugglebutt
Egyptian mummy honey... I was reading the other day about Chinese mummy cheese... Throw in some Irish bog butter and we're getting someplace!

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@foone
Redirecting to the Hertzner 10GB file is also a fun dodge.

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@foone
Redirecting to the Hertzner 10GB file is also a fun dodge.

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Applying to an EV charger company, I worked a "powerful" pun into my cover letter.
I did it, and I stand by it.

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Applying to an EV charger company, I worked a "powerful" pun into my cover letter.
I did it, and I stand by it.

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@Cassandra
Yeah, that’s my working theory too. If it’s done properly, those won’t be visible during the hiring process, except in aggregate or maybe after hiring?

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@Cassandra
Yeah, that’s my working theory too. If it’s done properly, those won’t be visible during the hiring process, except in aggregate or maybe after hiring?

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There are people who show up in LinkedIn’s suggested connections who seem vaguely familiar, but I’m certain I don’t actually know them. Pretty sure what’s happening is that they’ve been showing up so long they’re familiar *from that*.

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There are people who show up in LinkedIn’s suggested connections who seem vaguely familiar, but I’m certain I don’t actually know them. Pretty sure what’s happening is that they’ve been showing up so long they’re familiar *from that*.

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On one hand, the number of job applications with "nonbinary" or even "genderqueer" in the dropdown is kinda cool; but the number of job applications (basically all) with a gender dropdown is fucking bizarre.
It 2024, my peeps, Admiral Grace Hopper is gonna kick your ass if you gender-gate programming jobs.

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On one hand, the number of job applications with "nonbinary" or even "genderqueer" in the dropdown is kinda cool; but the number of job applications (basically all) with a gender dropdown is fucking bizarre.
It 2024, my peeps, Admiral Grace Hopper is gonna kick your ass if you gender-gate programming jobs.

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Job application: what's your gender?
Me: Available to work
LinkedIn: but what's in your *pants*?
Me: 20 years experience, bitches.

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Job application: what's your gender?
Me: Available to work
LinkedIn: but what's in your *pants*?
Me: 20 years experience, bitches.

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@GIFS_of_Puppets
Me too, Super Grover.
Me too.

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@GIFS_of_Puppets
Me too, Super Grover.
Me too.

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Sigh. Truck broke down again today.
Seems to be the transmission; starts up fine, but when I put it in gear it sputters and stalls out.
That'll be it for the truck, if that's it. Couldn't have afforded to fix that even if I still had my job.
Fuck everything, this has been the half-month from hell. Lost my grandfather, my job, my Masto instance, and now my vehicle. Just every damn tragedy large and small.

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Sigh. Truck broke down again today.
Seems to be the transmission; starts up fine, but when I put it in gear it sputters and stalls out.
That'll be it for the truck, if that's it. Couldn't have afforded to fix that even if I still had my job.
Fuck everything, this has been the half-month from hell. Lost my grandfather, my job, my Masto instance, and now my vehicle. Just every damn tragedy large and small.

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@devxvda
I'm on your side. If tomato is a fruit, then marinara is a smoothie.

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@devxvda
I'm on your side. If tomato is a fruit, then marinara is a smoothie.

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@nazokiyoubinbou @researchfairy
I've also seen earrings that are a whole extra dangling ear.

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@nazokiyoubinbou @researchfairy
I've also seen earrings that are a whole extra dangling ear.

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@ken_fallon @catsalad
On Linux we just roll our own:
`sudo find / -type d -exec touch \{\}/.DS_Store \;` should set you up nicely.

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@ken_fallon @catsalad
On Linux we just roll our own:
`sudo find / -type d -exec touch \{\}/.DS_Store \;` should set you up nicely.

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When in doubt, snuggle dog.

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When in doubt, snuggle dog.

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I'm snuggling Martian the min-pin on a couch. He's curled beside me with his chin on my elbow and I'm holding his butt. I'm shirtless, with my pierced and furry chest visible. 

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Migration seems to have about half-worked; I think sometimes it can take 24h or more to fully settle?
Anyway, most of my followers are here now, but my followings have not moved.
Still, it's very cool that we can do this now. Moving silos is much more destructive and depressing.

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Migration seems to have about half-worked; I think sometimes it can take 24h or more to fully settle?
Anyway, most of my followers are here now, but my followings have not moved.
Still, it's very cool that we can do this now. Moving silos is much more destructive and depressing.

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Martian the min-pin. He's old and grumpy, and he wants nothing more from life than a bowl of kibble, a blanket, and a snuggle.

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Martian the min-pin. He's old and grumpy, and he wants nothing more from life than a bowl of kibble, a blanket, and a snuggle.

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A tiny black snout peeks put of a large fuzzy grey dog bed. There's a blanket on top of the bed, it's all very snuggly. 

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Martian the Min-pin perches on a dog bed. He's looking intently at the camera with his ears perked up, and chew toys litter the room around him. 

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This is Boomer, my collie pup. She's 2 years old in mid-October. She can often be found carrying a stuffie gently; she's never torn one apart.
Boomer's favourite thing is to run. And run. And run.

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This is Boomer, my collie pup. She's 2 years old in mid-October. She can often be found carrying a stuffie gently; she's never torn one apart.
Boomer's favourite thing is to run. And run. And run.

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Boomer the collie stands in profile, looking toward the camera. She has a small stuffed spider in her mouth. 

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Close photo of Boomer's face, looking off camera. She's still chomping her stuffed spider. Nearby is a green talking dog-button. 

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I'm on the market for my next job!
I'm an accomplished full-stack js dev and DevOps manager, most recently having worked 5 years as the Release Manager for a distributed computing startup.
I'm looking for remote full time, dev or management or leadership, based in southeast Ontario.
https://ca.linkedin.com/in/eddie-roose nmaallen

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I'm on the market for my next job!
I'm an accomplished full-stack js dev and DevOps manager, most recently having worked 5 years as the Release Manager for a distributed computing startup.
I'm looking for remote full time, dev or management or leadership, based in southeast Ontario.
https://ca.linkedin.com/in/eddie-roose nmaallen

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Moving day!

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Moving day!

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Screenshot of my Wandering Shop home feed, buried behind "rate limited" notices. 

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New home, new #introduction !
I'm Eddie.
I'm queer and genderqueer, so if you think I'm cute that's definitely gay. 💜
Politically I'm on the socialist/anarchist scale, somewhere between "tax the rich into the middle class" and "billionaire mulch for community cornfields". No war, no genocide, no arms for terror.
I'm an elder millennial and I've been riding this internet thing since it came out. It's got potential, I still believe that, but it's on us to use it for good.

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New home, new #introduction !
I'm Eddie.
I'm queer and genderqueer, so if you think I'm cute that's definitely gay. 💜
Politically I'm on the socialist/anarchist scale, somewhere between "tax the rich into the middle class" and "billionaire mulch for community cornfields". No war, no genocide, no arms for terror.
I'm an elder millennial and I've been riding this internet thing since it came out. It's got potential, I still believe that, but it's on us to use it for good.