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My son, the composer: ugh I'm trying to write a battle theme but I picked the wrong instruments and it sounds like chill lo-fi beats from a cave

Me: omg loop that and put it on YouTube as "9 hours of chill lo-fi beats from a cave"! Monetize it and send your siblings to college!

Him: nah

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My son, the composer: ugh I'm trying to write a battle theme but I picked the wrong instruments and it sounds like chill lo-fi beats from a cave

Me: omg loop that and put it on YouTube as "9 hours of chill lo-fi beats from a cave"! Monetize it and send your siblings to college!

Him: nah

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Best gift received: squat shoes

Best gift given (IMO): tortilla blankets to children

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Best gift received: squat shoes

Best gift given (IMO): tortilla blankets to children

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White Nike Romaleos (self photo, I’m in my home gym wearing green leggings)

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My daughter in her bed wrapped in a tortilla blanket

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@lori I felt ridiculous going to Reddit to learn more about how to maintain my aquarium but it’s the one place where I know humans who care about a thing are curating information about it and making it relatively easy to find.

r/shrimptank r/bettatank r/plantedtank r/shittyaquariums for example

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@lori I felt ridiculous going to Reddit to learn more about how to maintain my aquarium but it’s the one place where I know humans who care about a thing are curating information about it and making it relatively easy to find.

r/shrimptank r/bettatank r/plantedtank r/shittyaquariums for example

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@b_cavello thanks! I will!

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@b_cavello thanks! I will!

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@twotone thank you! I’ll make other plans, just haven’t figured them out yet

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@twotone thank you! I’ll make other plans, just haven’t figured them out yet

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Took the day off work so I could go to the museum for my birthday

The museum is closed on Tuesdays :(

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Took the day off work so I could go to the museum for my birthday

The museum is closed on Tuesdays :(

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Snatchies

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Snatchies

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Me in a USA singlet, at the gym, snatching  45, 50, 53, 56, 59 kilos and then missing 62

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Figured out a new way to be insufferable on social media

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Figured out a new way to be insufferable on social media

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Black and white artsy video of a peloton ride overlaid with statistics from said ride. Provided automatically by peloton if you tell it you’re sharing to insta. 

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7yo: “Miss Ronnie says we’re the best kids in the whole school. But that’s probably an opinion.”

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7yo: “Miss Ronnie says we’re the best kids in the whole school. But that’s probably an opinion.”

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Some days I'm good at this :D :D

I solved Redactle Unlimited in 3 guesses with an accuracy of 100% and a time of 00:06:39. Play at https://redactle-unlimited.com/#Q34698

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Some days I'm good at this :D :D

I solved Redactle Unlimited in 3 guesses with an accuracy of 100% and a time of 00:06:39. Play at https://redactle-unlimited.com/#Q34698

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Remember how William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia because he refused to wear a hat while giving his inaugural address?

Turns out that never happened. I go to do a mythbuster within a mythbuster today:

https://lifehacker.com/no-mom-cold-wea ther-wont-make-you-sick-1849790245?rev=1668616443344

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Remember how William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia because he refused to wear a hat while giving his inaugural address?

Turns out that never happened. I go to do a mythbuster within a mythbuster today:

https://lifehacker.com/no-mom-cold-wea ther-wont-make-you-sick-1849790245?rev=1668616443344

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@sobral thank you!

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@sobral thank you!

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NEW SNATCH PR

62 KILOS

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NEW SNATCH PR

62 KILOS

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Just noticed one of my last few toots, from forever ago, was a 140 lb bench. I’ve added 20+lbs since then and also don’t really train it anymore.

So here’s a recent snatch session. I got 3 singles at 80%+ so here’s me working up to 93%

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Just noticed one of my last few toots, from forever ago, was a 140 lb bench. I’ve added 20+lbs since then and also don’t really train it anymore.

So here’s a recent snatch session. I got 3 singles at 80%+ so here’s me working up to 93%

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I solved today's Redactle (#215) in 8 guesses with an accuracy of 87.50%. Played at https://www. redactle.com/

I've gone from getting most in the 40-80 range, to getting the occasional solve in the 20's, to now my SECOND single-digit solve. It helps when they're in a field I'm familiar with, ofc.

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I solved today's Redactle (#215) in 8 guesses with an accuracy of 87.50%. Played at https://www. redactle.com/

I've gone from getting most in the 40-80 range, to getting the occasional solve in the 20's, to now my SECOND single-digit solve. It helps when they're in a field I'm familiar with, ofc.

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Sashiko mending to patch my daughter’s pants

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Sashiko mending to patch my daughter’s pants

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Smol bench PR, 140 lbs

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Smol bench PR, 140 lbs

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Hi, Mastodon. It’s been a while.

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Hi, Mastodon. It’s been a while.