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🎵 heeeere’s Omar!

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🎵 heeeere’s Omar!

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A brown & white tabby reaches through a chewed-out hole in a dustbuster box. One eye peers balefully through the gap, which he’s been devouring over these past weeks.

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Omar & Maisie 😻

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Omar & Maisie 😻

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Close-up of two kittens. A brown & white tabby presses his face against his calico sister. She’s touching a white paw to his heart, perhaps comforting him.

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Bluesky post from Sarah Grey says: “the new laissez-faire capitalism: laissez how you faire now assholes”

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This vacuum doesn’t suck, but I like its reach.

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This vacuum doesn’t suck, but I like its reach.

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A calico kitten camps out in a dustbuster box, her butt & tail sticking out

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A frantic brown tabby stretches his paw through an armhole in the vacuum box, which he has conveniently chewed for his personal use

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🎵 do you wanna pet a belly?

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🎵 do you wanna pet a belly?

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Omar, a brown & white tabby, stretches out on his back. If only someone would pet him!

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Starting a game of Frosthaven!

We’re going to do 2P Drifter/Geminate to start, because my husband is bananapants. I mean brave.

I’m already mad because his deck is prettier than mine. 😄

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Starting a game of Frosthaven!

We’re going to do 2P Drifter/Geminate to start, because my husband is bananapants. I mean brave.

I’m already mad because his deck is prettier than mine. 😄

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Meanwhile, back at the cardboard box

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Meanwhile, back at the cardboard box

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Omar, a brown & white tabby, tries to look fierce and fangy as he chomps a threatening bit of cardboard box

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nobody ever feeds omar

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nobody ever feeds omar

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A brown tabby attempts to sink his fangs into an empty humanfood bowl

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Oh the woeful expression of Omar when he cannot eat an empty bowl

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This is my life now

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This is my life now

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Me with a wry grin as a tabby steps on my face. Hi Omar.

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My best bud Omar the kitten sets his face… atop mine. Thanks guy.

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you kick maisie?? well that’s ok, things happen. maisie make biscuits now

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you kick maisie?? well that’s ok, things happen. maisie make biscuits now

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Whatcha cooking? Is for kitten?

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Whatcha cooking? Is for kitten?

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A brown tabby & a calico kitten stare eagerly at the camera, very curious about the delicious smells in the kitchen. 

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Ah, the eternal optimism of kittens who think it’s dinnertime

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Ah, the eternal optimism of kittens who think it’s dinnertime

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Maisie rolled a 9

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Maisie rolled a 9

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A mostly-white calico cat lies on the floor next to a 12 sided die, with the face showing 9. (She was resting after a good romp with the die)

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My kittens love Craisins (?!)

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My kittens love Craisins (?!)

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Squishmallow deliverer in the streets, cat furniture in the sheets

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Squishmallow deliverer in the streets, cat furniture in the sheets

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Do concrete shoes normally purr?

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Do concrete shoes normally purr?

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If you find me dead with my face eaten, Omar did it.

But if it’s been more than three days, Maisie helped.

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If you find me dead with my face eaten, Omar did it.

But if it’s been more than three days, Maisie helped.

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Smithers, release the kittens 👀

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Smithers, release the kittens 👀