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The Book of Kels @Nezchan

Free over-the-top villain line for whoever wants it:

"Some say that children are our future. I prefer to think of them as...leverage."

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. @Nezchan

I think that was King Stephen, talking to William Marshal's father while holding baby William over the parapets.

@Nezchan

I honestly can't tell if you're serious or joking with me, because tone on the internet.

If you want me to medieval-splain this particular interaction and these people I will gladly, but I'll spare you for now.

Suffice it to say, medieval children as collateral / leverage was pretty commonplace.

/steps off medieval soapbox

@aimil

Well, I literally had never heard of the guy or that story. But it was also the fact that I wasn't trying to copy a pre-existing story or event, just something fun I thought of while working on a previous project that I never really used.

I get enough "Oh, you must have go that joke from [show I don't actually watch]" or similar, I figure it's worth clarifying.

. @Nezchan

Sorry -- wasn't trying to imply you'd stolen the idea somehow, just being like "Wow, that's a funny coincidence, what goes around comes around."

@aimil

I'm probably more sensitive than I should be about it, honestly.