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JesterFor years on my keyboard it sat; It was so under-utilised that It once suffered depression For lack of expression; That humble anonymous <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

The Joker 🇭🇲🇩🇪🇪🇺My <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/neighbour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#neighbour</a> bought a new <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fridge</a> for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and put a sign next to it saying, "Free to good home - you want it, you take it". For 3 days, the fridge sat there without even one <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/person" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#person</a> looking twice at it. He eventually decided that <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/people" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#people</a> were rather <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/skeptical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#skeptical</a> about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale, $50". The next day, someone stole it.<a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

The Joker 🇭🇲🇩🇪🇪🇺How do two <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/arsonists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#arsonists</a> hook up? ... ... ... A <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/match" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#match</a> on <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/tinder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tinder</a>. <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/riddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#riddle</a>

CustardFist‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟳’ 👰🤵🎺Some silliness to brighten your day.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrip</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrips</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/custardfist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#custardfist</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroWhat did the hawk say when it fell off the branch? Well, this is hawk-ward.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Jester'We'll buy half-a-million fuschias', Said Hong, Kong and Wong to Confucius. 'I'd love to oblige', Said his gardener Nige, 'But I fear that we've only these few, schias <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Jesterthere was once a guy called Alex Testa Who looked alot like uncle festa even his face was a discrace alex testa, blubber from manchester <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Chickenscratch ComicsHere's the first one. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/onepanelcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#onepanelcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quadrinhos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quadrinhos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bd</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#musk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/conspiracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#conspiracy</a>

Script KiddieClimate Change is real 😱 <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-6067-ed47-5fe7-497744142384" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-6067-ed47-5fe7-497744142384</a>

MDMRNHave you ever heard just a normal word and thought, "Wow, that sounds like an insult."That's what I think when I hear someone refer to either dill weed or cheese bag. I immediately imagine someone using those as insults, you ridiculous cheese bag.:Hehe: <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Random" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Random</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/DillWeed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DillWeed</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/BadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJoke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a>

The Joker 🇭🇲🇩🇪🇪🇺My <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/wife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wife</a> accused me of stealing her <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/thesaurus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thesaurus</a>. This accusation has made me dumbfounded, perplexed, flabbergasted, stupefied and, quite frankly, bewildered. <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroMy manager told me to have a good day. So, I didn’t go to work. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Joseph Fowler / JiFish :vf:Was supposed to post this yesterday, but oh well...Looking a harmless prank to pull on your players? Check out my joke item: The Sending Stone of Kobold Facts.<a href="https://5e.jifish.co.uk/kobold-facts-v4.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://5e.jifish.co.uk/kobold-facts-v4.pdf</a><a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/ttrpg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ttrpg</a> <a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/dnd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dnd</a> <a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/kobold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kobold</a> <a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/aprilfools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#aprilfools</a> <a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://social.jifish.co.uk/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#prank</a>

AnneTheWriterBonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> : Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?A: Banned from the petting zoo. (It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>.)<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/23nMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#23nMe</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/23andMe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#23andMe</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Genetics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Genetics</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GeneticGenealogy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GeneticGenealogy</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GeneticTesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GeneticTesting</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/23nMeBankruptcy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#23nMeBankruptcy</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Rotini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Rotini</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Noodles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Noodles</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/French" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#French</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Italian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Italian</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Chinese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Chinese</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Genealogy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Genealogy</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GenealogyJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GenealogyJokes</a>

Not a Pipe PublishingA cover reveal on April 1st? For a book titled "Spank"? Is this a joke? Here's the cover for SPANK, the new novel from Kurt Clopton, author of SuperGuy and SuperGuy 2: Electric Boogaloo. Is this one even a real novel? Here are details and pre-order links, but decide for yourself: <a href="https://bit.ly/SpCRPre" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/SpCRPre</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AprilFools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AprilFools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Spank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Spank</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Maybe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Maybe</a>

TheZeldaZone👑🏳️‍⚧️🎮🎀Tuvok: "Captain, I must regrettably report that the new ensign's Algorithm is sus af. Just look at these SpaceTube recommends:"Janeway: "Tuvok, I am too old for this."Tuvok: "As am I." (knowing head tilt)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/startrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#startrek</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/highpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#highpost</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#scifi</a>

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