THE PARTNER: Okay, my parents aren't coming out this weekend, so we don't have plans.
ME: Okay. Hang out at home and do nothin'?
THE PARTNER: Well...the state fair is going this weekend, and I know how you feel about seeing g --
ME: OH MY GLOB GOATS, WE HAVE TO GO CHEER ON THE GOATS!
THE PARTNER: ...yeah, that. :)