I typed “Harry Pot” and got this. Autocorrect is losing its grip.

Phone tried to autocorrect “thanks” to “the men”

Now, apropos of my last toot, I haven't abandoned DriveThruRPG. Everything there is on sale as well. But their cut is MUCH larger, so you're not going to get things as cheaply there. I'm a one-man band, so that makes a big difference. This is why a lot of my newer stuff hasn't even made it over to DriveThru yet. But my back catalog is easier to buy piecemeal there.


It's Black Friday, time to shill some of my creative work in the tabletop RPG sphere...

Excepting free games and a bundle of OSR stuff (which I dropped from $8 to $4), all my for-pay stuff on itch is $1 for Black Friday. This includes several of my bestselling OSR supplements & my more recent more experimental games. Spread the word, please!


Hate it when I'm at a duck pond and a goose bites me and develops a taste for human flesh and I must live with the knowledge that I am responsible for another wendigoose.

This also lets me finish my own entry, a bottlepunk Forged in the Dark game. :)

Okay, in the interests of getting more entries, I've extended the deadline of the 2019-B jam by another week. Spread the word! :) itch.io/jam/echoes-of-earth-20

rms was trash since literally forever y'all

My advisor just sent me an email saying he tried to avoid pronouns when introducing me to his class yesterday and that he is sorry if he misgendered me.

This man is Literally 80 years old so the idea that old folx can't learn and change is some bullshit.

Fun fact: you can't name any file anywhere in windows 10 "aux.txt" or "aux" anything with any extension, because it was a reserved name in CP/M before dos was a thing.

If you commit "aux.txt" to a git repo, you break it for windows users. If you distribute "aux.txt" in a zip file, windows computers cannot extract it without error.

I found it, I found the exact moment when graphic design peaked

I don’t think people understand I’m talking shit about them when I say that’s a quality stackoverflow style response #coding

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Overheard from the toddler’s bedroom: “Dad! Something terrible happened in my body. I pooped!”

Remember folks, its good to quote extensively from other authors in your texts so that future historians can reconstruct said texts after they’ve inevitably been destroyed by the ravages of time

Programming: sure it pays great, but it's so shitty I'd rather place orders for endodontics supplies than code professionally ever again

Ugh, it's been forever since I've been on here, and I'm here to promote something like a scumbag. :)

But in any case, in case you're interested, I'm running a TTRPG game jam, Echoes of 2019-B.


Imagine something you wished existed but doesn't, and write an RPG about it.

Send comments, questions, and rude remarks directly to me.

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