Because I'm a mature adult, I whispered a drawn-out "traitor!" at my dog while closing the bathroom door.
He abandoned me to sleep in my housemate's doorway, where he's being doing is very 'subtle' thing of digging at the carpet to announce how tired he is and tell me to go to bed.
Clearly he's being a childish traitor, and I'm a very sensible human who's stayed up until 3am for good reasons!
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