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"Calm your fuzzy buttocks" is just so fun to say.

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Kitty when up to mischief: *most dainty and silent*

Kitty the rest of the time: *kicks self in the head and rolls backwards off the bed, lands with a thud*

I'm not really sure how to promote myself. If you've enjoyed my work, and have ever felt the urge to throw some coin at me, I now have a Patreon.

I reveal the filename of the individual story and sometimes have additional notes/thoughts about them too. It's all completely free there, if you wish to check it out. I haven't thought of anything to actually place behind a subscription.

Here's the link, thanks for your time and interest!

Not rhetorical:

Is it weird that I (a white woman) watch hair tutorials for kinky/4C/[unsure of correct umbrella term] hair?

I don't really watch any makeup or hair tutorials to actually do the stuff in them, I just find it nice to watch someone femme do their hair/makeup magic and listen to them chat about stuff. (Plus, some of it is "research" to inform my writing of future characters with that kind of hair texture.)

It's only been a week and my dog has completely accepted our new housemates as pack already. I love it.

Lemon cordial gives me such a lovely nostalgic feeling.

My Poppy (grandfather) used to give me lemon cordial whenever I'd visit, as well as Streets ice creams (particularly one I don't think they even make anymore, an ice cream log you'd cut slices off that were coloured to look like a lion face).

So slightly-too-strong lemon cordial gives me this really nice warm fuzzy feeling. I'm glad I choose it as the cordial to take meds with, makes it a happy part of my day.

People who own cute pets are playing social media on easy mode

Kitty is eating the crumbs left behind from doggo's liver treat biscuit, and she's so dainty it's adorable 😍

(Just don't let doggo know, he's already paranoid that she's after his treats, haha.)

A friend had an unexpected expense, after things have already been super tough due to the shutdown, so could really use some orders on her online stores:

There's also the Patreon with her blog partner, any support to which I'm sure would be extra appreciated because Facebook has sabotaged their ability to promote on there:

Hi folks, @pupper and I have no income thanks to the DWP cancelling all of my disability benefits. I have a costly cross-country trip to the gender clinic this week and we still haven't got all of this month's bills covered. Please share. #TransCrowdFund

being good with computers is just about being flustered while saying 'fuck' a lot in a way that signals no one should approach you, then googling it

Point of order: misgendering _is_ a microaggression.

Intentional misgendering is _not_.

Feel free to throw a few Β£ my way if you don't hate me for my Masters tuition fees πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“

I finish in October so I can't quit this close but I've also had a change in circumstances which means I can't afford it.

The shame of asking for help is kind of less embarrassing than getting so close, putting so much time and effort into it & not graduating 🀞

I do not recommended lacing corsets and trying to get them into storage in the same room as a cat.

Feeling very queer as I hang up the dress my ex-girlfriend was wearing in her profile pic when we first met.

(It's been my dress for a year and a half, only worn it once though bc agoraphobia and hate showing my upper arms or my bare legs at all, so knee-length sleeveless dress is winter wear only.)

cute, cute, cute, none of you are free of cute

I feel like most people would just get used to having to draw the curtains whenever they need to get changed.

My solution? Use some furniture to create a little changing nook. So once my clothing rack is filled I can just go into the corner and change and I won't be visible from the street.

I accepted before I moved in that I'm too lazy to lean over the couch more than twice a day to open/close curtains, lol

*talking to a straight couple* so which one of you is the basic bitch and which one of you is the goth girlfriend

If you can go see Us and handle blood, I'd say go watch.

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