Ugh, I just can't stand this one fb friend's profile pic.
He grew out his hair, and has the same hairline and a similar hair colour to the ex I met him through, and then add the beard he grew (which looks TERRIBLE), he just looks way too much like my ex that it bothers me every time I see it.
(On a related note: why are men so bad at looking decent?)
It's so on brand for me to have nightmares about groceries...
But I seem to have anti-jinxed myself, so by having a dream about half my order being out of stock, in reality all of my order appears to be on its way.
(It's been a long time since I've had two deliveries in a row with nothing out of stock, really pleased with the local Coles.)
"how painting two conservative men kissing solved homophobia"
The chyrons on #GetKrackin don't pull punches 😂
food, menstruation reference Show more
One guess who's grocery shopping while on her period.
Because I'm a mature adult, I whispered a drawn-out "traitor!" at my dog while closing the bathroom door.
He abandoned me to sleep in my housemate's doorway, where he's being doing is very 'subtle' thing of digging at the carpet to announce how tired he is and tell me to go to bed.
Clearly he's being a childish traitor, and I'm a very sensible human who's stayed up until 3am for good reasons!
I wish my phone could pick up my cat's growling, bc I don't think I'd be alone in being surprised by how deep and loud it is (especially coming from such a small kitty).
Thinking about it, I'm a little more understanding of why two cats twice her size think she's scary when she's just a pair of glowing eyes under a bed and a deep growl.
asking for money for food & bus pass Show more
hey i’m near my overdraft limit again and i really need to buy food and i can’t afford to renew my bus pass which is due next week so i won’t be able to commute to work and ahhHhh basically my life is a mess please help & share if you can. i love you x https://www.paypal.me/ashleyvillers
Disabled queer grey-ace interested in fibre crafts, fur-babies, and trying to write.
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