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Okay, which of you wrote “trans rights are human rights” in the dirt on the wall of this tunnel? They also wrote “all cats are beautiful” so I know it was one of you.

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Holy shit, never considered that, but this is likely accurate.

uspol, protest, help/advice request Show more

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bees, villainy Show more

I know it's low odds, but why not give it a shot?

missed connection, not relationship request Show more

I did the for a game!

Bit inconsistent but I think I like how it turned out. Should have designed things smaller, probably.

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holy shit. I did it. It actually works.

I have spun up a Pleroma instance on... my fucking Nintendo Switch. I don't think the Switch was ever intended to be a **webserver**, but hey, it's 2019 and there are lightbulbs with CPUs built into them soooo

It can be accessed at don't sign up if you want a reliable instance, since it'll probably be down 90% of the time, since I'd actually like to use my switch to do what it was intended to do and play games. :P
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speaking of slang I was bemused about "yeet" for quite some time until someone was like "it's the opposite of yoink" and I was like OH THAT MAKES. PERFECT SENSE.

I'm in a – doing art, not dev, which I'd never have expected! Never done an animation before.

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@janellecshane wanted to make sure you saw this: somebody printed out a whole bunch of neural-network-generated Magic the Gathering cards, and some streamers I like drafted them

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Hey fedi- I used to work at a thrift store; and if you are donating some old books, here are some that aren't worth the resources spent transporting, sorting, and pricing them because they just don't sell:
- cookbooks
- dictionaries
- encyclopedias
- best seller novels like HP, Twilight, The Hunger Games, etc. So many of these are donated that most don't move
- self-help books, especially best sellers, for the same reason
- Chicken Soup for anyone's soul
thank you and boosts +

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Me: i love you the most!

Her: impossible! I love you even more!

Me: you know what that means right?

Her: yes...

Me and her, flipping the table while she pulls out a knife: one of us is a FUCKING LIAR

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"There are only two hard problems in computer science: naming, cache-invalidation, and off-by-one errors. Deadnaming is all three of these."

(Source: Apocryphal, seen on work chat)
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customer: Do you guys leave those grills out all night?
me: Nah, we take them in
customer: Alright. But you leave the plants out?
me: Yep
customer: There's a camera on them though, right?
me: Well yeah, but it's really low res so you'd only need a bandanna and maybe a hat or hood. And that's assuming they even notice a couple missing tomatoes - which is doubtful since we don't give the plants separate item numbers or keep anything close to accurate inventory - or care enough to look through the tapes and get the filth involved. Just to be safe though you should probably do it tonight, we're closed on Sundays so that'd be an extra 24 hours of footage to comb through
me: What

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well suddenly this at least partially explains why so many of us are so bad at taking compliments


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