@Murkrow what this. it's cute
@Murkrow just noticed the roller skates, holy cripes
Me: so uh, couple of questions about character design, do uh, wheels? Exist in D&D?
DM: yes
Me: and um, physical combat?
DM: yes, obviously
Me: one last thing, do boots exist?
Dm: yes
Me: okay so that's all the conponents of roller derby, here is a roller derby elf.
@Murkrow @q_aurelius is the skater called cat
@envgen @q_aurelius Enhance Ability is a spell that gives the target [animal]'s [quality]. Cat's Grace is the dexterity one, there's Bear's Endurance, Boar's Strength, Owl's Wisdom, Arthropod's Taste In Vinyl Records etc etc
@q_aurelius @Murkrow @envgen
Polyurethane wheels, that's the real deal breaker. It's hard to underestimate how much of the success of Rollerskates, skateboards, skeelers, scooters, etc, all rely on this magical, durable, grippy yet soft material.
But I feel we are taking this far too literally. That looks like a really fun character design and I think this will totally work! Just hope your DM doesn't favour mud/snow/sand too much 
@kingannoy @q_aurelius @envgen yeah I was going to say there's wizards and warlocks and dragons and all sorts running around willy-nilly I hardly think polyeurethane-adjacent material is too far a leap 😂
On the other hand, I have learned even more about polyeurethane, which just never ceases to amaze!
@Murkrow @kingannoy @q_aurelius its not just polyurethane. it's polyeveryone'sthane
@envgen @kingannoy @q_aurelius i love you jom
@Murkrow @kingannoy @q_aurelius i love urethane too
@q_aurelius @envgen who needs ball bearings when you have Cat's Grace