Phildini @ The Shop @phildini@wandering.shop

ME: Okay I need one of my ten spare micro-usb cables

MICRO-USB CABLES: *hide from sight, giggling*

ME: DAMMIT

ME (5 mins later): okay I have a working alternative

MICRO-USB CABLES (spontaneously parading across my bed): HI THERE ARE TWENTY OF US NOW

Because LOLCats are among the more prosocial creatures, icanhazip.com is probably the best site to find out your IP, as it doesn't require TLS nor JavaScript, nor does it bury it in a pile of page. It doesn't even require HTTP 1.0

echo GET / | nc icanhazip.com 80 will print it out with no fuss.

Bootstrap 5 removes jQuery as a dependency, is this the end of jQuery, like, for real? JS has evolved a lot, so did our work, coding skills of the people working in the industry, do we still need it? https://github.com/twbs/bootstrap/pull/23586

This is a callout post.
@Wewereseeds

Me: i love Mastodon. Decentralized social media all the way. i hope everyone quits Twitter and signs up

Me: *thinks about my co-workers seeing my profile*

Me: some people can stay on Twitter. That's fine

in case you ever wondered which parts of the peninsula have top rated schools* and are not in a flood plain, wildfire-prone, or noisy af... I have a map for you!

* the rating metrics are crappy and mostly measure how white and wealthy the place is, but I don't have personal experience with all the school attendance zones, so, yeah

It's Follow Friday (#ff) -- who's toots are the tops?

cc @phildini

CSS puns illustrated and you can even have them on a T-shirt 👕 https://saijogeorge.com/css-puns/periodic-table/

Hey! Did you know that you can help keep the lights on here?

If you can afford to $1 a month will go a long way to keeping the servers running, and keeping our admin fed.

Check out @noelle's patreon here:

https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony

#SupportYourInstance

*jumps* HEY! 🐺
*jumps* IT'S FRIDAY! 🐺
*jumps* THAT'S AWESOME! 🐺

an obese, dementia addled malignant narcissist who's 73 years old is probably healthier than you, says repugnant contrarian footlicker

biweekly? buddy, I'm bi daily

@shopbot @phildini pointer to a toot I'd made earlier: https://wandering.shop/@OldBrushNewPaper/101591930637850260

Don't forget, if you're on a Mastodon instance and there's something going on that you don't like, you can add a filter

Settings > Filters > Add new filter

Shout out on this day to all aro-spec and aro questioning people. Not feeling/rarely feeling romantic attraction is valid and there are many equally meaningful ways of bonding with other people (if desired).