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Oxygen Not Included is every bit as good as I'd heard. I spent the past few hours trying to deal with a dangerous buildup of hydrogen from my water electrolysis, by setting up a hydrogen generator, then my power network overloaded and I had to spend a whole cycle redesigning my power network and then I remembered my batteries which now can't export to the network without overloading and ahhhhhhhh it's so goooooood!

I went to have a nap and set a timer for an hour.

An hour later, I was really frustrated, because I hadn't gotten any sleep, and this fucking alarm was interrupting me while I was trying to leave feedback on my pet unicorn's barber / kebab shop.

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here's me covering eugene by sufjan stevens, from "carrie & lowell"

i have been practicing this song for four years and it feels amazing to finally record a version i like 💜

soundcloud.com/hyperlinkfromra

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okay i realized it a while ago but today i had the courage to smack my tit down on someones face and say 'DOES THIS SMELL LIKE NUTSACK'

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pet illness, vet bills Show more

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that's a nice psychology result you've got there! it'd be a shame if someone were to... try to reproduce it

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Fuck did I go to the shops with my shirt on backwards and inside out or was it when I took off my bra?

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I got myself a discounted copy of Oxygen Not Included, and I've managed to avoid any playthroughs, tutorials, and reviews so far, and no one's died!

Yes I chose easy mode but it still feels like they should have died.

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It's a lot of work to milk ghosts but it's all worth it when you taste that ectoplasm on your cereal

But then I can't imagine it going on this long without them calling a plumber either.

I can't think of anything this could be other than a catastrophic pipe failure.

There's nothing leaking up here. Not even a drip. Is it a dick move to contact the real estate because of something you suspect is happening downstairs? Assume it's driving you slowly mad.

Fucking hell the constantly running water is fucking getting to me, wtf, I'm not sure it's even them anymore, surely I wouldn't hear it this loudly if it were just them?

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