friendly reminder that i am 6'1", stronger than you, cary at least 1 (one) knife at all times, and am always in heeled boots.
not saying that 13yo me would be proud, but that bitch didn't escape sunday school for nothin
faking your death and showing up 10 years later in venezuela under an assumed name is self care
Deep in Area 51, deep underground, there is a reinforced concrete chamber where they keep Mambos 1 through 4
Realising that even the managers at this maccas are younger than you...
feeling cute might delete later. might erase the future. might destroy everything that is to come
[Kesha voice] Wake up in the morning feeling very uncomfortable]
Do you ever try to spell a word and you look at it like, "who allowed squirm to be spelled like that"
I was patching some holes in my walls but I missed a few, guess I'll have to spackle more
Daft Punk - One Macklemore Time
Bjork - There's Macklemore To Life Than This
Harunemuri - MAKE MACKLEMORE NOISE OF YOU
Florist - Only A Prayer Nothing Macklemore
Girlpool - It Gets Macklemore Blue
Roxy Music - Macklemore Than This
Kanye West - No Macklemore Parties In LA
the fact that Eugen was able to respond to my request within 24 hours of asking him for a quote is bloody awesome. I love how active he actually is with his own creation, his own people, he feels like just another user, because, well, he is. that's neat.
A thread on the Tumblr archiving by @firstname.lastname@example.org. Covers “how do I opt out” and “what even is this thing they’re doing?” and the like.
Tumblr has always had issues with content management and the usual headaches of web hosting/blog hosting and since at least 2013 has been dealing with it in ways best defined as "random". Most recently, however, Apple delisted Tumblr, now owed by Oath/Ve…
Can we please fast-forward to the world where people look at "the free market" the same way they do "the four humors"