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Isobel @offtheball@wandering.shop

Kitty thinks humans watching videos about quantum mechanics is culturally insensitive

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friendly reminder that i am 6'1", stronger than you, cary at least 1 (one) knife at all times, and am always in heeled boots.
not saying that 13yo me would be proud, but that bitch didn't escape sunday school for nothin

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faking your death and showing up 10 years later in venezuela under an assumed name is self care

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Deep in Area 51, deep underground, there is a reinforced concrete chamber where they keep Mambos 1 through 4

Realising that even the managers at this maccas are younger than you...

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feeling cute might delete later. might erase the future. might destroy everything that is to come

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[Kesha voice] Wake up in the morning feeling very uncomfortable]

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uspol, vietnam Show more

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Do you ever try to spell a word and you look at it like, "who allowed squirm to be spelled like that"

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I was patching some holes in my walls but I missed a few, guess I'll have to spackle more

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Daft Punk - One Macklemore Time
Bjork - There's Macklemore To Life Than This
Harunemuri - MAKE MACKLEMORE NOISE OF YOU
Florist - Only A Prayer Nothing Macklemore
Girlpool - It Gets Macklemore Blue
Roxy Music - Macklemore Than This
Kanye West - No Macklemore Parties In LA

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the fact that Eugen was able to respond to my request within 24 hours of asking him for a quote is bloody awesome. I love how active he actually is with his own creation, his own people, he feels like just another user, because, well, he is. that's neat.

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A thread on the Tumblr archiving by @archiveteam@twitter.com. Covers “how do I opt out” and “what even is this thing they’re doing?” and the like.

Read it.

Tumblr has always had issues with content management and the usual headaches of web hosting/blog hosting and since at least 2013 has been dealing with it in ways best defined as "random". Most recently, however, Apple delisted Tumblr, now owed by Oath/Ve…
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I think Assassin‘s Creed miiiiiiiight be making some kind of point here...

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Can we please fast-forward to the world where people look at "the free market" the same way they do "the four humors"

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@Robby holy shit there’s straight people on mastadon?