Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

Get you a guy that looks at you like this guy looks at his "me-time" lotion.

This is some amazing stuff.
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RT @thelindsayellis
bye sister https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3v5wFMQRqs
https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1319627313621929984

There are a LOT of @BadLegalTakes in the replies to this thread.
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RT @rklau
Wow. Just received an extraordinary email from @expensify CEO @dbarrett. I can't remember ever seeing anything even remotely close to it.
https://twitter.com/rklau/status/1319397164821348357

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm currently watching Trump speak.

http://archive.today/2020.10.22-150646/http://www.scifiwright.com/2020/10/it-is-time-to-reconsider/

I have discovered the super niche metal subgenre of what I can only assume must be called "Dwarfcore".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

I don't know what's sadder: The fact that Trump thought that releasing this video would show that he's a strong candidate, or the fact that for many of the people voting for him... it does.
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RT @atrupar
LESLEY STAHL: "You're okay with some tough questions?"

TRUMP: "No, I'm not."

STAHL: "You're not okay with tough questions?"

Trump thinks this looks *good* for him!!!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1319300044105916417

"If you're on the iOS platform, disabling the Safety Report is not a feature for that version at this time."

What the hell, @ring? If I wanted a summary of whatever people in my neighborhood were unreasonably scared of, I'd be reading @bestofnextdoor. Let me disable this shit.

There was never a question I'd be buying @cstross' latest Laundry novel. If you've been waiting for it, it's coming soon (unlike the apocalypse, which has been arriving in waves for several books)

https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2020/10/upcoming-attractions-1.html

“Modern labor-saving devices eliminated drudgery, not labor,” argues Cowan, noting that as laundry has gotten easier, our standards for cleanliness have only gone up. Because it is more manageable, you’re expected to do it all the time.

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/21523419/laundry-hate-chore-washing-machine

Today marks 231 days since the first day I worked from home due to COVID-19. On March 5, I didn't go into the office and instead started setting up a home office here, figuring out how to make myself comfortable at my second-hand writing desk.

This makes me profoundly happy.
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RT @kashhill
Around the world, activists are building facial recognition tools specifically to identify police officers. The authorities are not happy to be on the other side of the technology. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/21/technology/facial-recognition-police.html
https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/1318920418498052103

1. Post link to article about white nationalist
2. receive quality responses from this sort of person

Gotta love the internet.
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RT @offby1
This is a fantastic read. Understanding, but unforgiving. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/10/alt-right-star-racist-propagandist-has-no-regrets/616725/
https://twitter.com/offby1/status/1318673990936768512

Rain just started here, going from silence to the sound of drops hitting the trees outside our windows. I love this part of Seattle's winter.

It hammers home how fortunate I am, personally and professionally, to be able to maintain my job in relative comfort. There are plenty of people who are not so fortunate in either space or employment.

By the end of the _current_ work from home policy extension, I will have been working from my home office for over a year. https://www.geekwire.com/2020/amazon-extends-remote-work-policy-office-employees-june-30-next-year/

This is a fantastic read. Understanding, but unforgiving. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/10/alt-right-star-racist-propagandist-has-no-regrets/616725/

This implies that it isn't one already.

And, that's sort of true... if you're white. From where I sit, though, I'm pretty sure that if you're NOT white then America is already long since there.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/20/opinion/trump-commission-police.html

Twitter brain trust... help a guy out. I need to move from monitor stands to arms, because the stands for my displays don't work on my desk very well. What's a good dual-monitor arm that can hold 2x34" displays, AND not shake much on a standing desk?

I don’t have it in my possession yet, but today I made one of the first of the post-support purchases I promised myself. I’ll be taking delivery in a few months, hopefully.

I put software in boxes.
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RT @JeremyCom
Poorly explain what you do for a living.
https://twitter.com/JeremyCom/status/1317389475610128384