Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

63 hours

I love to brag, but… I make damn good pizza.

I’m apparently at the “professional kitchen equipment” stage of the pandemic now.

The instant they asked for more money or earlier vaccination.

Hmmm....
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RT @YxshiCity
weird how quick "essential worker" and "hero" went back to "burgerflipper"
https://twitter.com/YxshiCity/status/1350603517287952384

"I never thought that the leopard would eat MY face" says person voted for the "Leopards Eating Your Face" party.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/17/shock-brexit-charges-are-hurting-us-say-small-british-businesses

This is a bad look for Seattle PD, although it also sounds pretty familiar. "Above the Law" might as well be a backup motto for the SPD.
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RT @B20e
I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
https://twitter.com/B20e/status/1350600576552247298

Biting my tongue right now about one of my pet peeves.

We have a winner.
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RT @JonathanMHenson
@offby1 The all hands at your typical tech company.
https://twitter.com/JonathanMHenson/status/1350538945189142529

Wait, is this real? This isn't just a parody of a NIMBY issue intended to highlight the absurdity of their complaints?
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RT @TribTowerViews
The Sunset is a sensitive community.
https://twitter.com/TribTowerViews/status/1350326886656720898

Someone just tried to sign into my @Apple ID from Puyallup. 2FA for the win.

Is there an extension for Facebook like the Reddit one where I can make notes about people that will show up when I hover over their names? I kinda want to know, when browsing a group, who's stirring up the same old shit.

Modern roguelikes in a nutshell
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RT @TAThorogood
oh. i didn't realize there were TWENTY more difficulty levels.
https://twitter.com/TAThorogood/status/1350251167029182464

Caption this. Wrong answers only.

I would personally much prefer that "the guy on the left" was named. It's always nice to know who not to work with.
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RT @ZoeSchiffer
The guy on the left still works at GitHub. The guy on the right was fired :/
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1350159432282357760

Hard agree.

I don't recall seeing any outright abuse; I think the harshest thing I saw was trashing the concept of Worldcon, a sentiment that, while I do not share it, I can understand why someone might feel.
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RT @katsudonburi
Criticism =/= Abuse

How many fucking times do we need to say this?
https://twitter.com/katsudonburi/status/1350141706348335104

@mindspillage (that said, Lemon Party was far from the worst thing, and honestly... as I get older, that one bugs me less :) )

@mindspillage I think you need a CW for "early internet trauma" there...

@eldaking You have put a sly smile on my face this evening, and for this I thank you.