Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

A perfect morning cappuccino.

I might be mistaken but I think this is the British arguing that they import racism from the USA.

Um.

I feel like there are some assumptions in this that should be questioned.
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RT @MsTrishLynn
Most of the free world think the former guy is 💩
https://twitter.com/MsTrishLynn/status/1531010111522721795

A delightful pint at Paddington with @Lukasaoz was made perfect by the oversight of Her Infernal Majesty.

Regretted attrition.

Helen's been telling me about this one for years now, and I gotta admit... this is gonna be a treat to watch.
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RT @Buccigross
Here’s the worldwide, clean, Digital debut of @espn’s @E60 masterpiece, “Unrivaled.” @Avalanche/@DetroitRedWings was the @ufc on ice. The fiercest rivalry in hockey history like you’ve never seen before. This trailer is so powerful it made my eyes wet by the last 20 seconds.
https://twitter.com/Buccigross/status/1530238195966914566

I'm enjoying some fine @EdmontonOilers hockey with @RexHolz, @luna_rmoon and @mjcrose. Plus, we got these snazzy ascots!

Hey, @llanga, I've got some bad news about your code formatting tool. Turns out that the model T comes in red.

Maps are fun!
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RT @tomiahonen
Mappy Thread About NATO 1/

Today Finnish government announced intent to apply to NATO (Finnish Parliament will vote on it likely already Monday). Sweden will also apply. Both will be welcomed with open arms at NATO

There is talk of NATO-Russian border doubling. Let's do Thread
https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1525891663918510085

I somehow ended up in Ankh-Morphok

So this happened today.

This makes me wish I'd enjoyed Halo more.

Kudos.

Hey, @fromsoftware_pr, @BethesdaStudios, @bioware, @Ubisoft, @SquareEnix, @PlayStation, @Xbox ...

Where do you stand?
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RT @Bungie
Standing up for reproductive choice and liberty is not a difficult decision to make, and Bungie remains dedicated to upholding these values.

http://bung.ie/383mrBt
https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/1521665031074631680

I am so, so tired of this.

I remember in November 2016 when my partner and I went to bed knowing that the election had already been decided and that we were going to accelerate down this slope.

At the start of the @SeattleKraken preseason I decided to mark our season ticket holder stick once for every win. There aren't as many marks as I'd hoped, but it was still a lot of fun watching the team play. Here's to a stronger 2022-23 season!

This is my kind of error!
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RT @0xfoobar
And the team cannot claim because totalBids is forever stuck at a number higher than refundProgress, due to bad increment math.
https://twitter.com/0xfoobar/status/1517680407327784967

I am not the only person who sees this, right?
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RT @NASA
This Week @ NASA:

-Celebrating #EarthDay
-#Crew4 astronauts arrive for launch
-@NASAaero's supersonic experimental plane gets ready for final assembly

Want to know more? Subscribe to our newsletter: http://nasa.gov/subscribe
https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1517652195440746498

Everything about these two feeds my growing certainty that the police are purely a fascist foot soldier army.
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RT @DivestSPD
SPD promoted 2 officers responsible for the most notorious moments of the 2020 protests:

* Michael Tietjen, who drove onto a sidewalk full of protesters, is now a lieutenant in N. Precinct

* Sean Moore, who pepper-sprayed a small child, is now lieutenant of CRG
(THREAD)
https://twitter.com/DivestSPD/status/1516842006818959360

What a time to be alive.
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RT @ChuckSerface
Good to know!
https://twitter.com/ChuckSerface/status/1516128911179988996

Matt's repping his other favorite team today.

Step one done.

To all of the people who punned in response to this...

I love you all and I miss you and damn, you made my day better.
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RT @offby1
Looks like I have plans for every evening for the next few days.
https://twitter.com/offby1/status/1514638643763167240