Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

Get you a guy that looks at you like this guy looks at his "me-time" lotion.

There are a LOT of @BadLegalTakes in the replies to this thread.
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RT @rklau
Wow. Just received an extraordinary email from @expensify CEO @dbarrett. I can't remember ever seeing anything even remotely close to it.
https://twitter.com/rklau/status/1319397164821348357

I don't know what's sadder: The fact that Trump thought that releasing this video would show that he's a strong candidate, or the fact that for many of the people voting for him... it does.
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RT @atrupar
LESLEY STAHL: "You're okay with some tough questions?"

TRUMP: "No, I'm not."

STAHL: "You're not okay with tough questions?"

Trump thinks this looks *good* for him!!!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1319300044105916417

This makes me profoundly happy.
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RT @kashhill
Around the world, activists are building facial recognition tools specifically to identify police officers. The authorities are not happy to be on the other side of the technology. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/21/technology/facial-recognition-police.html
https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/1318920418498052103

1. Post link to article about white nationalist
2. receive quality responses from this sort of person

Gotta love the internet.
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RT @offby1
This is a fantastic read. Understanding, but unforgiving. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/10/alt-right-star-racist-propagandist-has-no-regrets/616725/
https://twitter.com/offby1/status/1318673990936768512

I don’t have it in my possession yet, but today I made one of the first of the post-support purchases I promised myself. I’ll be taking delivery in a few months, hopefully.

I utterly love this.
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RT @USWBat
Let’s just straight-up caption contest our handiwork. 🦇🔦 #USWBatLight
https://twitter.com/USWBat/status/1317485582252187648

I have somehow missed this.

This is amazing. It makes me wish I could dance like he does.
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RT @laurenthehough
Sharing in accordance with the first rule of twitter, that is, if the Tom Holland Umbrella video hits hour TL, you must share, so that we may remember better days.
https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1313147451126222850

I’m less and less of a fan of this line of attack as I get wiser.
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RT @TheOnion
Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day https://bit.ly/2T0ihPD // @realDonaldTrump
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1317122169843945475

I think it worked.

Wok time!

We’re taking a road trip today. Over to Whidbey Island and then over Deception.

I'mma let this just sit here. I can't even hashtag it effectively.
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RT @balleralert
Two Officers Fired And Charged With Animal Cruelty After Beating Porcupines To Death http://dlvr.it/RjJ9Jz
https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1314700936120430592

There's a three-word phrase in there over and over again that probably, sadly, sums up the gist of it. "Men hate women".

There has never been a more perfect footnote.
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RT @farbandish
@queerchangeling @l1quidcryst4l My fave paper in the whole world is a maths paper which references the Unabomber and so for the last...five? years? I've been hunting for a chance to do the same.
https://twitter.com/farbandish/status/1073706800329838592

Thread where I found it:
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RT @JohninSanMarcos
@RPG_volley
https://twitter.com/JohninSanMarcos/status/1308238954941026304

Found on the Internet.

I found this tweet thread today, which is like what I did last year, except by someone competent!

(I'm taking notes and considering maybe making some changes myself...)
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RT @Nick_Craver
I think it’s time to re-wire the house. Running everything through 2 floors up to my office isn’t really practical and would exhausting…so I’m thinking 2x10gb down to a 24x PoE in the basement with a local battery backup for it. The white pipe here …
https://twitter.com/Nick_Craver/status/1308022280098918400

This is on-brand for the American police.
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RT @scottzabielski
Well, my Cops Voter Guide just arrived in the mail, let’s just see what—
https://twitter.com/scottzabielski/status/1313939288178917376

Pence's never gonna lick anything, much less "sense"
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RT @GeekMelange
"If you don't mind letting me finish, we can have a conversation, ok?"

Anyone with a lick of sense would back the fuck up after that. Dang.
https://twitter.com/GeekMelange/status/1314017403169386496