Chris 👈🏻 @offby1@wandering.shop

I love to brag, but… I make damn good pizza.

I’m apparently at the “professional kitchen equipment” stage of the pandemic now.

Wait, is this real? This isn't just a parody of a NIMBY issue intended to highlight the absurdity of their complaints?
---
RT @TribTowerViews
The Sunset is a sensitive community.
https://twitter.com/TribTowerViews/status/1350326886656720898

Caption this. Wrong answers only.

I would personally much prefer that "the guy on the left" was named. It's always nice to know who not to work with.
---
RT @ZoeSchiffer
The guy on the left still works at GitHub. The guy on the right was fired :/
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1350159432282357760

For context:
---
RT @COVID19Tracking
COVID-19 deaths are up by 10% or more in 25 states across the US. Today is the third time deaths have been above 4,000.
https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1349514085424001025

Something doesn't look right here:

Missouri did well to elect her. @CoriBush is going places with speeches like that one.
---
RT @mmpadellan
Rep. Cori Bush didn't even need her full 30 seconds to eviscerate the "White Supremacist in Chief."

Superstar. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1349431429256634370

One of my favorite things in this house are the two century-old windows that bracket our fireplace. They rattle in the wind. They refract light in unpredictable ways.

They look utterly gorgeous in the rain.

I don’t see any downside to these masks. I get a warning that the person wearing it won’t prioritize the health of others except under duress, and the asshole behind the mask doesn’t spread as much plague.

Win-win!

I wonder what the schema is for a house resolution?
---
RT @SamitSarkar
it makes me feel some kind of way to see that the House of Representatives' shared G: drive contains a folder labeled, simply, "IMPEACH2"
https://twitter.com/SamitSarkar/status/1348673166479142915

This seems unlikely to be the case, but it does raise some questions about webmasters and their future employment prospects.

This is the sound of the point whooshing over Karen's head.

This is also a great way to find your way to #whiskyBoF at #PyCon
---
RT @sevenishmagpies
Hello please enjoy some Canadian Bat Facts.
https://twitter.com/sevenishmagpies/status/1343370060618821633

It’s not enough, but it’s a start.
---
RT @rezoneseattle
Q. How can $800k townhomes contribute to affordability?

A. By costing $80k less, while also being bigger, newer, and occupying half as much land as the least expensive single family detached houses in a neighborhood

#rezoneseattle to make this possible everywhere
https://twitter.com/rezoneseattle/status/1342983525817991168

A Christmas (2020) Classic
---
RT @RexHolz
Our 12 year old daughter made us a Christmas ornament!
https://twitter.com/RexHolz/status/1342514312867278849

Holy Jebus.

How it How it's
started. going.
---
RT @gayblackvet
How US history What actually
is taught happened https://t.co/bouMdvuoX8
https://twitter.com/gayblackvet/status/1341652470087385095

I anticipate deliciousness.

Soon…