MrsZee @mrszee@wandering.shop

#DnD today may or may not have 8 players (eight!!) and some may or may not be running late. So I'm doing a bar scene where they can come in whenever.The bar has been taken over by a bard whose tongue has been cut out -he's quite, mad, yes. Now I need to figure out spells he can cast with only gestures. Too bad magic mouth couldn't be used to cast ha ha. He'd be unstoppable.

Oof I've been quiet lately. Busy with the everything. Yup.
#DnD this week has one new player and two new characters joining the party & I'm guessing 2 players who can't make it. So our story will begin like this: 2 bards walk into a bar...I'm calling this spitballed gem BardOff at the Stumbleon Inn. It's a real Brew Ha Ha.

My husband this morning was growling about how his female boss responded to some derogatory statements from their male boss by just ignoring them. I snorted and told him that she's a woman in a STEM field so yeah, she's had LOTS of practice. He asked me what the heck that had to do with it. SMH Sometimes, I think my husband lives under a rock.

A customer who was really really hateful and made me cry when I first started this job has just brought me a cinnamon roll. I thanked him profusely and got the sweetest "you're very welcome" from him. I didn't have the heart to tell him I'm dieting and can't have bread or sugar. Especially on cinnamon rolls. The kind thought counts more than the forbidden carbs anyhow.

Morning y'all! *salutes with coffee* What's something wonderful in your world right now? Me? I'm losing weight. There's stevia and almond milk in my coffee yup.

We're making some diet changes and the Mr has keto flu. His grumpy mood makes me want to find a hole to hide in. Boo. All our holes are under water right now. Heh.

Word of the day is sesquipedalian. Super amusing for this writer trying to get back into writing challenges with the word of the day.

Have you ever been disappointed with yourself for not being more shocked by something?

I work in a tag office - I process driver's licenses. The new printer set up is overdoing the red layer on license pictures and I have no control over that setting. So I thought through the problem and moved my customers 2 inches closer to the camera. The flash burn balances out the red intensity pretty well, I think.

Happy Easter fistbumps to everyone.

My oldest adoptive kiddo just admitted he's been hiding his heavy drinking and recent divorce. We've invited him to a movie tomorrow and are considering either Shazam! or Hellboy. Is either of those likely to trigger him on the loss of his wife or habit of hiding in a bottle?

I'm trying to start a bullet journal. Is it just a bunch of hype? Or will it be helpful?

My husband replaced the fluorescent bulbs in the kitchen. All four of them. I need SP50 while cooking now.

Snapped awake when the dogs picked at fight at 4:20am. I'm going to twitch like a stoner all day now.