@hummingrain "I would like a tongue sandwich please. My own tongue."
"And I will have the rump roast. Yours, if you don't mind"
"Very good, Madams"

@OldBrushNewPaper Yeah, it occurred to me when I was thinking about foie gras and how animal diet is used to change the taste of meat like grass fed beef. I was thinking that vegans are probably the human version of Iberico ham. I could see celebrities selling themselves as cutlets in supermarkets or a Christian sect that tries to figure out Jesus' DNA with the idea that transubstantiation is insufficient.

@mattamatic And another sect prepared to go to war over their sacrilege. (Considerations of what exactly constitutes "sacred" itself being something of a moving target. As is the proper attitude and behavior toward it.)

@OldBrushNewPaper Speaking of petty disagreements, it'll make assassination scams a thing too. So when the queen tells the huntsman she wants Snow White's heart, he won't even have to hurt that poor pig.