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Ran again this evening and every time I passed another person my body decided that I should be tooting hello. Several bits of awkwardly timed walking were necessary to reduce transient pressure and avoid embarrassment. I have read Fart Proudly, but that just ain't me. This is one of many reasons why I prefer the isolation of running in the early morning. #tooting
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On the plus side, I'm going to get a Jeckyl and Hyde story out of this where the only part that turns evil is my butt.