Boom boom boom boom, my friends were all exhumed. It's nothing super fancy, just basic necromancy

so many struggling artists minds have been destroyed by the parasitical worm of capitalism so that they think copyright is in any way good for them

today i'm thankful for not having seen an ironic minion meme in a very long time :)

nostalgia critic 

to this day, i swear new super mario bros has mario jumping from a flagpole and shouting "breakfast tonight-a!"

imagine calling it “gamer thumb” and not “Kappa tunnel syndrome”

ACNH 

gotta start calling myself a mono-instrumentalist

video idea 

help neil cicierega has ruined tom hanks movies for me because i cant not read all of hank's movies with the fake titles

just seeing a copy of bonfire of the vanities and just immediately reading it as "the bonerboys get vasectomies"

my best music post yet (slightly lewd) 

a store greeter called me “boss,” and i don’t care if he didn’t mean it as gender-neutral: that’s the non-binary “sir”

mastodon nuzlocke run

* you can only follow one person per instance
* you must give them a nickname
* if they say anything you dislike you must block them instantly

irish pol, discord convo 

gimme a "hell yeah" if you're avoiding a bunch of stuff you need to be doing, but you're not doing anything interesting or fun either

when did you realize that "tom nook" is a play on "tanuki"? personally, it was: last night

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.