April 2000 VHS @mattDVD@wandering.shop
April 2000 VHS
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Boom boom boom boom, my friends were all exhumed. It's nothing super fancy, just basic necromancy
April 2000 VHS
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so many struggling artists minds have been destroyed by the parasitical worm of capitalism so that they think copyright is in any way good for them
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today i'm thankful for not having seen an ironic minion meme in a very long time :)
nostalgia critic
to this day, i swear new super mario bros has mario jumping from a flagpole and shouting "breakfast tonight-a!"
imagine calling it “gamer thumb” and not “Kappa tunnel syndrome”
April 2000 VHS
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gotta start calling myself a mono-instrumentalist
video idea
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help neil cicierega has ruined tom hanks movies for me because i cant not read all of hank's movies with the fake titles
just seeing a copy of bonfire of the vanities and just immediately reading it as "the bonerboys get vasectomies"
my best music post yet (slightly lewd)
reclaim “boss” for the workers
a store greeter called me “boss,” and i don’t care if he didn’t mean it as gender-neutral: that’s the non-binary “sir”
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mastodon nuzlocke run
* you can only follow one person per instance
* you must give them a nickname
* if they say anything you dislike you must block them instantly
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gimme a "hell yeah" if you're avoiding a bunch of stuff you need to be doing, but you're not doing anything interesting or fun either
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@mattDVD I was today years old.
when did you realize that "tom nook" is a play on "tanuki"? personally, it was: last night
