on the internet you're like
"ugh dont you hate it when youre washing a spoon and the water sprays in your face"
and everybody's like "haha yeah i relate to that, happened to me yesterday lol"
but there's one person who's like "actually... Spoon Accidentally Spray In Face, that is kind of my entire world... it means so much to me... and i wouldnt be here today with without it... the truth is that Spoon Accidentally Spray In Face got me through some tough times... got me through high school..."

Behold! Spider-Dog-Worm Theory! Thanks to my comrade and colleague @NormalPopsicle for assistance making it, and the original idea in the first place.

gender talk 

gender talk 

Boom boom boom boom, my friends were all exhumed. It's nothing super fancy, just basic necromancy

so many struggling artists minds have been destroyed by the parasitical worm of capitalism so that they think copyright is in any way good for them

today i'm thankful for not having seen an ironic minion meme in a very long time :)

nostalgia critic 

to this day, i swear new super mario bros has mario jumping from a flagpole and shouting "breakfast tonight-a!"

imagine calling it “gamer thumb” and not “Kappa tunnel syndrome”


gotta start calling myself a mono-instrumentalist

video idea 

help neil cicierega has ruined tom hanks movies for me because i cant not read all of hank's movies with the fake titles

just seeing a copy of bonfire of the vanities and just immediately reading it as "the bonerboys get vasectomies"

my best music post yet (slightly lewd) 

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