Pinned toot

Odd Trundles is convinced that my morning coffee is something delicious I am withholding from him out of spite.

I always think I’m going to get all this writing done in hotel rooms during my work trips. I forget the fact that I’ll be jet lagged, exhausted from long office days, and mostly interested in the bed by the time I reach my room.

I'm shutting down for the night, my friends. You'll have to continue rubbing elves without me.

No, Autocorrect, I want "self-pubbed", not "elf-rubbed", and thank you SO MUCH for that mental image...

Confession: the prequels killed Star Wars for me. I haven't seen the latest ones, and I probably never will.

Is it worth leaving the house in my slippers to get whiskey?

Dogs are brushed and cosseted, and I have tea. Now if only the cramps would subside.

I did not expect a side effect of witchcraft to be things teleporting into my hair, but I’m not precisely surprised, either.

Guys, no, nothing was in the hat when I put it on. Or my hood. I CHECKED.

I wore a hat AND had my hood up while running. Go to take a shower, and fir needles plus a dead beetle fall out of my hair.

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Exported all four of my Storifies. Where should I put them?

Okay, I SWEAR I'm getting out the door for a run. I SWEAR.

Also, I have that "Teenage Suicide" song from Heathers stuck in my head, and I DO NOT KNOW WHY.

My bedroom is strewn with feathers, and not for any good reason.

So COMBINE SHADOW #1's zero draft, clocking in at 58.5k words, is done. That last 8K was a doozy. I can haz sleep nao?

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