I got a new guitar effects pedal for Christmas! A Berhinger Superfuzz 300.

I promised the gift giver that I would make a demo of it so they can see what it does, and now I’ve talked myself into recording a cover of Ritchie Sacramento (Mogwai) 😅

How to recognize different types of trees from a long way away.
No. 1
The larch.
The. Larch.

I’ve just finished the first book I’ve read in a while, and I love it: Piranesi, by Susanna Clarke.

Eating curry fast

Crying from the spice levels

It’s a good curry

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Eating curry in a hurry

Crying due to the spice levels

It is very good curry

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here are all the true facts I know about the US:

- Portland is a city that exists simultaneously at three different locations, but you never know where

- There's no cities in Texas, it's just Texas.

- California, especially the golden gate bridge, is constantly being destroyed by aliens or monsters or Magneto.

- the US has it's own moon and its fake

- George Washington cut down a cherry tree once and that's why Washington D.C stands for Washington District of Cherries

- the heartland is full of violent groups of armed horses on motor bikes

- there is one man in Florida, he is unstoppable.

Getting up to some dessert shenanigans for Thanksgiving

Me, to 5 yr old: Are you a bad enough dude to put on your winter coat by yourself?

5 yr old: I’m the dudest!

And that’s my morning started off right.

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I’m going through the last round of cleaning on the old house, before it goes up for sale.

All of it is chores that I never got around to in the last 5-10 years. It’s both satisfying and vaguely embarassing.

Look, weather: it’s 36 degrees at 10:30am. This is contrary to our previous agreement and you will be hearing from my lawyers

There were some good hand carved pumpkins out last night

I don’t know what’s different this year, but give me all of the spoopy Halloweenyness. Pile the skeletons high! Start a pumpkin spice bonfire!

You’ll tear the candy corn pumpkins from my mummy-wrapped fingers.

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If you’re happy and you know it segmentation fault

My cat picks up his food with a paw before he eats it

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