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Hey look at me, doing my edits on this story for White Noise like a goddamn writer who is an adult.

Kitty Chandler ✅ @kittychandler

... Suddenly I'm picturing a(n interspecies) wedding between my protag and her boyfriend. It'd go along the lines of "Do you?" "Yep." "Do you?" "Sure." "Right. Let's eat." Also I need to work a variation on that 'I love dogs' hilarity in there somewhere.

@kittychandler "Do you?" "Yes." "You realize it comes with my dog, right?" "Yep."

@kacealexander ... no, in this case the groom IS the dog. 😂

@kittychandler AH!

"Do you?"
"Yes."
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"You know I'm a dog...?"
"Hey. I LOVE dogs." Pause. "A lot."
"Don't be weird. And I do, too." Pause.
"Did you just call me a bitch?" "Christ, I love you."

... I forgot that I used the bit "I could murder an omelette." "Two ovicides, coming up." in here. Suddenly I feel better about my snappy dialogue.

... Now I'm realizing I do interspecies romance a LOT.

@kittychandler
That’s almost what I joked I would say when I was at a wedding rehearsal in which I was the officiant. The Bride/Groom wanted a short ceremony; the wedding planner bitch was in a hurry.

“Do you?” “Yes.”
“Do you?” “Yes.”

“Great, kiss, you’re married.”

@aldersprig That's probably what I would do in a hurried ceremony. But when I officiated my best friend's ceremony we came thiiiiiis close to having me do the opening speech of "Mawidge! Mawidge is wot bwings us togetah today"

@kittychandler For the actual ceremony, I ended up quoting both Homer and Homer Simpson.

@aldersprig That sounds like the best kind of wedding ceremony.