... Suddenly I'm picturing a(n interspecies) wedding between my protag and her boyfriend. It'd go along the lines of "Do you?" "Yep." "Do you?" "Sure." "Right. Let's eat." Also I need to work a variation on that 'I love dogs' hilarity in there somewhere. #amwriting
@kittychandler "Do you?" "Yes." "You realize it comes with my dog, right?" "Yep."
@kacealexander ... no, in this case the groom IS the dog. 😂
"You know I'm a dog...?"
"Hey. I LOVE dogs." Pause. "A lot."
"Don't be weird. And I do, too." Pause.
"Did you just call me a bitch?" "Christ, I love you."
@kittychandler ... I can't help myself.
@kacealexander THAT'S OKAY I ADORBS YOU. 😍
That’s almost what I joked I would say when I was at a wedding rehearsal in which I was the officiant. The Bride/Groom wanted a short ceremony; the wedding planner bitch was in a hurry.
“Do you?” “Yes.”
“Do you?” “Yes.”
“Great, kiss, you’re married.”
@aldersprig That's probably what I would do in a hurried ceremony. But when I officiated my best friend's ceremony we came thiiiiiis close to having me do the opening speech of "Mawidge! Mawidge is wot bwings us togetah today"
@kittychandler For the actual ceremony, I ended up quoting both Homer and Homer Simpson.
@aldersprig That sounds like the best kind of wedding ceremony.
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