No, self, we do not spill or dribble tomato soup all over the nice shiny legal contracts, we are a fucking professional and we can eat without slopping everywhere and sign contracts without getting them messy.

(Who allowed me to be an adult without supervision.)


... of course the day I need to scan and send documents is the day I discover the scanner will only scan to a flash drive. Which I did not bring.


@kittychandler I've been using an app on my phone called ScannerPro and it's been working great (if that helps..?)

@kevinhearne .... that really really might save my ass today, or at least my patience. Thank you! :D

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