No, self, we do not spill or dribble tomato soup all over the nice shiny legal contracts, we are a fucking professional and we can eat without slopping everywhere and sign contracts without getting them messy.
(Who allowed me to be an adult without supervision.)
... of course the day I need to scan and send documents is the day I discover the scanner will only scan to a flash drive. Which I did not bring.
FINE I WILL USE SOMEONE ELSE'S SCANNER.
Why do all scanners hate me. Why.