Me: *breathes*
Lungs: *crackle, whistle, creak, fail to intake sufficient oxygen*

Where the fuck are my cyberlungs.

(Seriously, I'm having a day when walking two circuits around the house means I have to lie down and catch my breath. Asthma is awful and I have no super serum to turn me into Captain America.)

@kittychandler Asthma is the worst. Hope you're feeling better soon.

@kittychandler Which is probably a good thing despite the situation, because that serum would give you unnaturally enormous arms, dangly bits you didn't have before, and a much-increased sense of righteous disdain for other people's opinions. Captain America's kind of a dick.

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