@NeilaK20 Dang! Sorry I missed you. Hope your birthday is full of awesomeness.
Today if you donate at https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kidsattheborder or any of the individual charities it includes, I’ll send you a free ebook of The Daring Adventures of Captain Lucy Smokeheart. Just send me screenshots of your receipts, blossoms.
Revisiting some essential parenting advice from Warren Ellis.
@lottie *sees you*
us pol/red state misery
My father is a dedicated lifelong policeman, so I get that they are underpaid and do a hard job that they're called to do. I'm as proud of his service as he is.
I can't help but feel that they're not really the ones that need the public's support the most right now, though.
@kittychandler It started as a very literal thing as I looked into my box of plastic silverware as I sat down to lunch at my desk, but I think it's just as apt in the metaphorical sense too.
I'm quite thankful it's Friday. 🙂
PS: I would also humbly request basic valid specimens to feed my genetic learning algorithm for the study of the phenomenon known as "memes". My processing units are arriving at inconsistent conclusions involving their intended meanings.
Failing that, I would appreciate any skilled inside knowledge as to manipulation of human neural output algorithms and expressive decision mechanics. You have my gratitude in advance.
I feel rather certain that I was not the only operative sent on this mission, and fundamentals dictate that redundancy would be a far more effective tactic. If another reads this missive, and would kindly pass on this distress call to a mission handler, I would be in their debt.
I am uncertain as to whether the programming for this hardware is arcane, or far too advanced for my personal understanding. My own experiments with them have ended with either confusing or disastrously poor results. Human neural net mechanics have attempted to assist me with some lower-level tweaks from a black-box approach.
It seems that the lines between politeness and lying are particularly confusing for my binary classification routines. I am certain I am missing at least one key dimensional variable.
My mech's output algorithms, however, have not fared so well. Human perception is quite keen and constructing emotional cues is a very fine art indeed. I had far better success when my mech and its peers were juvenile, and such misapproximations were more easily overlooked.
Software engineer by day, sporadic spewer of words by evening. Author groupie. Proponent of living beings. May do something awesome one day.
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