**maloki** @maloki@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 14:47

**maloki** @maloki@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 14:47

maloki @maloki@mastodon.social

Same week as I get hired back on Mastodon everyone moves to #pleroma :blobugh:

Coincidence? I think not! :thaenkin:

CONSPIRACY! MOST DEFINITELY! :thinkerguns:

**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 14:48

**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 14:48

@maloki If you have Pleroma you should go see a doctor

**Kevin Wallace** @kevinja · 2018-04-19T16:28:29Z

Kevin Wallace @kevinja

@Gargron @maloki

*camera pans across an aging woman playing with children in a verdant meadow, and there is serene orchestral music in the background*

"Ask your doctor if Pleroma is right for you."

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**MightyBigCar** @MightyBigCar@octodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 16:52

**MightyBigCar** @MightyBigCar@octodon.social · Apr 19, 2018, 16:52

@kevinja @gargron @maloki followed by someone reading really fast "Pleromamaycausedrowsinessdizzinssdropyand/orrectalleakage.DonotoperateheavymachinerywhileonPleroma.PeoplewhoarepregnantbreastfeedingorpronetofallingoutoftreesshouldnottakePleroma.CommonsideeffectsofPleromaincludeunstoppablesneezingspeedblinkinglossofhairlossofinhibitionslossofvirginityandlossofyourmind.Ifyouexperienceatootlastinglongerthan4hours,consultyourinstanceadminimmediately."