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A caveman with no direction in life is a meanderthal

So, this would be where Mystique and Odo exercise, right?

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@KelsonV i hear they backed up a pita byte of data at the internet archive

Yes, phone keyboard, I totally need "pita byte crackers" on my shopping list

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You know, one of these days, Pine64 is going to make a desktop assistant, a la Alexa, and I will be disappointed if it's not a vertically-tapered shape called PineCone.

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It doesn't help that my wake up alarm is currently set to an owl-hoot sound, so in the back of my head I keep thinking I need to dismiss an alarm

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Neighbors are listening to a Rolling Stones collection and this is the only part of the song that carries. It's like there's an insistent owl next door.

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Is there a more monotonous song for backup singers than "Sympathy for the Devil?"

Woo wooo! Wooo wooo!

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Pokémon GO: looking for raid buddies 

SlayingFalcon is looking for #PokémonGO raid buddies:

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#friendCodes #pokemonGo #Pokémon

Pokemon Go friend requests 

I'm looking for more in-game friends. I send raid invites (and occasionally pick them up when I catch them in time!), and I send and open gifts. If you're interested, my trainer code is 2658 1380 0806 and I play as Magikarpaccino. Thanks!

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@KelsonV i just read that first "static void" as "satanic void"

I need to take a break. I just read "static void" as "satiric void."

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