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get you a girl who can reach the top shelf for you

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SHORNT — portmanteau of “shy” and “hornt,” also known as “all of Mastodon.”

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broke: assuming everyone on the web goes by he/him

joke: referring to people by they/them until you are familiar with their pronouns

woke: checking the profiles of everyone you talk to to find out their pronouns

bespoke: regularly checking the profiles of even your oldest mufos to see if their pronouns have changed because you respect their agency and want to give them space to blossom

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*jumps* HEY! 🐺
*jumps* IT'S FRIDAY! 🐺
*jumps* THAT'S AWESOME! 🐺

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Okay, folks. I've got an awesome, plural, enby friend named Saoirse, living in Portland, OR. They're in a bit of a bind, though. Their ED treatment center bounced them (for what I understand to be subpar reasons), and they're homeless until their transitional housing program has a bed open up. The bottom of the couch barrel has been scraped, and it dries up this weekend. The cash barrel is also being scraped clean.

In short, money or couches in Portland would be massively appreciated. Money can go to https://cash.me/$saoirseseesall or https://www.facebook.com/donate/1180732792079894/ (forgive the facehell fundraiser for not having been updated since they were inpatient, I'll encourage the mutual friend maintaining it to update it). Couch offers can just be DM'd at me, or at Saoirse through hellbook.

Anything is appreciated, even (especially) just boosts.
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1 in 3 people is gay.

1 in 1 people on mastodon is gay.

Now you know.

:promoted: Promoted

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just a quick observation:

as someone who is a little older than a number of my mufos, i try not to be pedantic about life experiences. but I DO want to say that many of you are uniquely impressive people. each day you all talk about these daily challenges that life sets out -- complicated shit -- and still y'all seem entirely dauntless and ready to persevere.

it's admirable. i admire it. if i can offer any kind of unsolicited paternalistic posting, it's just that i hope you take some time to feel pride for all the distance you've crossed and the hurdles you've cleared to get this far.
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The Opportunity rover’s final message from Mars was “My battery is low and it is getting dark.”
😭😭😭
NO I’M NOT CRYING OVER A SPACE ROBOT SHUT UP

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