Kal Cobalt @kalcobalt@wandering.shop

Author of ROBOTICA. Muse slave. Chronically ill. Učim hrvatski. Some ASL. He/him. Queer. Rabbit holes now: 2CELLOS, NIN, linguistics. kal-cobalt.squarespace.com

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**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Jun 12, 2018, 15:38

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Jun 12, 2018, 15:38

I’m slowly coming back online (take that as you like). Trying Twitter again, but now also getting back on the good ole Mastodon for contrast. So hi, and stuff.

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 11, 2018, 19:11

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 11, 2018, 19:11

I went outside today, intentionally, in the sun. :blob_dizzy_face:

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 11, 2018, 16:53

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 11, 2018, 16:53

One day, I want to write either an essay or a REALLY LONG toot-thread on my fascination with the Balkans, particularly the breakup of Yugoslavia.

Why? Because it’s endless questions. You can’t refer to a war without what you call it giving away with whom you side. I can’t tell you the name of the language I’m learning that’s spoken there without doing the same. NOTHING is concrete fact.

I feel this has some important lessons we should learn in our current American political landscape, too.

**Kal Cobalt** · Mar 08, 2018, 15:02

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**Sargoth (cat aspect)** @Sargoth@toot.cat · Mar 08, 2018, 15:02

he boop
he bap
he loaf
he nyoom
he purr
he has all the cat verbs

**Kal Cobalt** · Mar 07, 2018, 05:57

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**Rey (vulpish aspect)** @rey@vulpine.club · Mar 07, 2018, 05:57

so uh

basically, a friend went to a bbq joint for lunch on monday, and long story short, my phone ended up suggesting "Solutions" as the word to go after "Gender," cuz of course gender is going to get involved in any discussion between two trans people, so i went with it, and ve responded with...

gender.solutions

so guess what i worked on tonight

http://gender.solutions/

that's about all i can say about that

**Kal Cobalt** · Mar 07, 2018, 08:35

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**LSN / Korbak 🔐🐐** @Cyphergoat@toot.aquilenet.fr · Mar 07, 2018, 08:35

True that.

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 06, 2018, 06:02

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 06, 2018, 06:02

If you try to xerox a Kindle page of text, what happens? I’m seriously wondering...

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 04, 2018, 20:23

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 04, 2018, 20:23

Jake describing the gayness of a show (graphic?) Show more

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 03, 2018, 01:31

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Mar 03, 2018, 01:31

HOW DO I INSTAGRAM IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER???

I thought everybody was stuck with the stupid algorithm, but I’ve talked to 2 people in 2 days who never did anything to their account and it’s just always been chronological.

Important because my therapist wants me to make “picture stories,” but the app irks me every time I open it up and see flowers from 2 weeks ago BEFORE a hot dude posted 3 hours ago. (WHAT? The algorithm supposedly knows me. IT DOES NOT.)

**Kal Cobalt** · Feb 28, 2018, 16:47

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**Harpy Hooligan 🔴⚫** @MmeLibertine@mastodon.social · Feb 28, 2018, 16:47

Ta-Nehisi Coates is writing Cap I am screaming

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/02/we-who-love-america/553991/

(fuck off 5eva N*ck S*encer)

**Kal Cobalt** · Feb 26, 2018, 21:22

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**🌺 Revya Centauros 🌸** @Xkeeper@icosahedron.website · Feb 26, 2018, 21:22

introducing SpoonMeter™, a helpful way to represent how you are feeling

feeling up and at 'em? full bar. doing okay but a little tired? two bars. you're me? the first image.

https://icosahedron.website/media/cJPT_o0ginTELN47JYc https://icosahedron.website/media/fOK021ui6G2IGUboAAs https://icosahedron.website/media/GDLe8FPvvx3gFdB0PA0 https://icosahedron.website/media/S5j7sRwaaTzKBakNt0w

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 24, 2018, 20:48

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 24, 2018, 20:48

On a more serious note, HEY CELLISTS:

is it true that strings must be tightened just shy of breaking in order to be in tune and play? This seems like it can’t be right.

Is my tuner app off-kilter? Are my strings too cheap? What am I doing wrong?

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 24, 2018, 20:45

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 24, 2018, 20:45

As a novice cellist who has now busted two strings during tuning despite working REALLY hard to learn how not to do that, I propose that T’Challa could make a fortune selling vibranium strings.

**Kal Cobalt** · Feb 19, 2018, 18:31

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Feb 19, 2018, 18:31

We should bring back cloaks as fashionable outerwear

Basically I just want to wear a blanket around all day

**Kal Cobalt** · Feb 19, 2018, 18:17

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**💫 Lena ✨** @Vann@glitch.social · Feb 19, 2018, 18:17

when I grow up I wanna take a nap

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 20, 2018, 01:43

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 20, 2018, 01:43

If I watch Jake watch Overwatch on Twitch, am I overwatching Overwatch?

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 20:16

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 20:16

By request: a VERY SPOOKY DREAM Show more

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 18:44

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 18:44

So, that puzzle that I thought was ice cream and then realized was a parrot?

It was actually a fish.

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 18:13

**Kal Cobalt** @kalcobalt · Feb 13, 2018, 18:13

I just put together half this puzzle thinking it was an ice cream cone before realizing it’s a parrot. How’s your day?

**Kal Cobalt** · Feb 08, 2018, 00:14

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**Jake Monkey!** @JakeKof@queer.party · Feb 08, 2018, 00:14

Imma play me some garage band tonight. Might even stream it, which would essentially be folks listening to me sing karaoke while I bang on digipads. Weird.

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