K. C. Alexander @kacealexander@wandering.shop

So, for now, I have set up a ko-fi account to handle any generous patrons who no longer support Patreon: http://ko-fi.com/kacealexander

I hope Patreon's fuckery doesn't scare supporters away from my work and your generosity. <3 Soon as I find an alternative, I'll be recamping.

Before I forget: I maintain a Patreon page to help me get financially solvent without sacrificing writing. Check it!

https://www.patreon.com/kacealexander

ERM MINUS THAT D. @kevinhearne has not been Hearned since the day he was born.

DEAR FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS AND FANS AND FOOMSIES AND FRAGGLES: I'm now, with the indomitable @kevinhearned@wordhal.la, at kacealexander@wordhal.la

(@kacealexander for Masto clickables.)

Went to bed on a thought, woke up to a gazillion people ADORING their e-readers. Y'all rock!

@chris Hey, you! Mind if I ask you a Mastodon instance question?

...I've just now, after years and years of disregarding it, decided that I want a Kindle Paperwhite for my reading. Because I am over everything-tablets. Sometimes, ya just wanna READ... and don't have access to paper books.

Words Riko doesn't understand, and to which she would shoot back an appreciative, "Cunting hell!" Transaltion: thank you! I'm beaming!
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Now reading “Necrotech” by @kacealexander. Only 1 chapter in, but we are getting along great. Wonderful turns of phrase, crisp narrative, and fuckingly erudite.
https://twitter.com/streborha/status/943507889947209728

May the Force be with you. #frankenpup https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc79kQeF1Ae/

You know what this day needs?

Zombies.

Bye, y'all. Catch you later. Prolly a while later. Back to social media breaktime.

I force myself to have time off in December. So, I'm gonna play some horror video games. I want to stream the full Among the Sleep to viewers. If you want to see, hit me up with your best times: https://www.kcalexander.com/news/streaming-days

Vote. Vote now. VOTE FOR ME. Because this #ChristmasDeathmatch MUST end in bone marrow soup...
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@Eric_Fischl @kacealexander So, which will ruin the other?
https://twitter.com/angryrobotbooks/status/943225388368564225

I COME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DIFFERENT STYLE.

See how the hero (ahem) @Eric_Fischl@twitter.com died. And then let me win so I can eat his bones!
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Alright, because they're trash talking each other as we speak we're pitching our MEGA FISTERS (have you read The Trials of Solomon Parker and Nanoshock? If so, you'll know...) @Eric_Fischl@twitter.com and @kacealexander against each other! May the sickest... WIN!
https://twitter.com/angryrobotbooks/status/943224975393263617

Who are you and why are you out of your grave?
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@kacealexander Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii KC, I'm back on Twitter for the mo as well la la la whaaaaaaaaaaat, no, nothing to worry about la la la
https://twitter.com/Eric_Fischl/status/943212179163037696

Hi, everyone. Just checking in because me publisher's doing a Christmas Deathmatch thing on Twitter and I got to kill a man. ^_^ I'll vanish again later, probably, but for now... I'm stalking my prey.

I love you all and I wish you all the BEST of end of year and start of new year. I'm gonna go offline for probably the rest of this month. Be loved, be kind, be excellent to each other.

... Oh. OH. HAHAHAHA. Nevermind! The fuel injector's fucked on the car: $938.

AWESOME. SO GOOD. https://wandering.shop/media/6PG8WzlT9mKpWgJgjeo

And because pride is for closers: should you have the means, the interest and the excess to do so, I have a tip jar. https://www.kcalexander.com/tip-jar/

All proceeds go to veterinary debt and car repairs this month. And next.

But regardless: I sincerely wish you all the best holiday and a stunningly good start to 2018.

Since there is zero positivity here, I desperately hope that all of it has flown off to you so that you have a warm and loving holiday and an awesome start to your new 2028. 💛😚

my December: a Recap
1. my sweet bunny died, MLS complications: $240
2. car broke down today: $290
3. accounting error, so I did not get paid
4. S-pen, which I use mostly for annotating the pictures I send to everyone, popped out of my phone in the last hour, now lost outside: $50
5. trauma, depression, tears, hopelessness
6. trading in holiday for more debt: priceless...except with a price tag anyway.

I am honestly too exhausted to cry.

@lilithsaintcrow WELL HEY NEW OLD FACE

This...really makes me happy. <3 So very much. I'm honored.
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@kacealexander It's the absolute least that I could do. Riko &amp; her stories have given me a healthy place in my life to indulge my anger at all of the shit going on with this administration &amp; other nonsense. It came to me exactly when I needed it &amp; I will never forget that.
https://twitter.com/beardedrogue/status/941413612282830848