Jer Lance @jer_@wandering.shop

In the pantheon of bad takes, it seems like claiming that the gymnast with the most world medals and the most world gold medals "fails as a gymnast" is pretty top notch. One might opine that @dylanohernandez has failed as both a human being and a sports journalist. #xp

It's not normal behavior among folks in my circle (especially so at work), and when folks in my presence do it, I call it out.

More importantly, when I fuck up and folks call me on it, I learn from it and change my behavior.

This approach is the problem. Do better. #xp

It's been a long time since I've played MtG...it's been even longer since I've owned any...but with the release of Forgotten Realms themed cards in pre-built decks--here I am! #xp

From today's crossword...neither "no allure for me" nor "me back" fits... #xp

🎶Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool 🎶 #xp

Getting ready for #OnesThatAreHot tonight at 9pm ... http://twitch.tv/sabadass #xp

The finished product...aka How I Spent My Friday...courtesy of #futurelazertiger ♥️

Check the detail on that second pic... #xp

That's what's happening... #xp #futurelazertiger

I came back to my car today to find this duck on the dash. I don't know who he is or where he came from, but Cmdr. Quacks is the new boss of road trips. #xp

Related to my prior message, I'm constantly trying to expand my team's hiring funnel to include folks that don't look solely like this guy (see picture)...we have a bunch of formal places that we seek, but what informal places should I post in? #xp

Today's afternoon energy boost brought to me by an incredibly fortunately timed delivery by @roosroast ... Badass Women Blend ♥️☕ #xp

Listen. I'm gonna need y'all to handle your business, get your vaccine, and get your shit together. I need this whole pandemic thing under control by September so I can go to Riot Fest, you hear? Tighten up! #xp

I'm done with poke number 2. In a couple weeks I'll be as safe as I've felt in a year. Go get your vaccine if you're at all medically capable...if you need help, let me know. #vaccinationdone✔️ #trustscience #xp

Finally got my new, very tentacly boots. I am very in love with them... #xp

Time for a socially distant date night with my lovely wife. I really dig that Detroit is doing this to help keep folks coming downtown! Tonight, The Croods! #xp

Just got my first Bill Gates 5G Tracking chip installed. Quick, painless, and my understanding is that after the second shot in a few weeks I'll get way better cell reception.

But seriously, go get vaccinated. #trustscience #thanksscience #xp

I'm a case and a slowly shipping graphics card away from my new VR rig so I can play Pistol Whip and Beat Saber in style! #xp

I'm having trouble digging in to my book this morning...so I'll post about it instead! Here are my current fiction and non-fiction #readingpiles

What are you reading? What should make it to my pile? #xp

The Seraph and the Pyro narrowly wiped the Fallen Barbarian! #dicethroneadventures #xp

Fired up D3 for the first time in...I'm going to say years?...and was reminded of the meta game I played when last I was active. #xp