Jer Lance @ ConFusion MI @jer_@wandering.shop

I was promised a snowmageddon. Consider me underwhelmed! #sodissapoint

At least once each week I'm handed some grown-up thing in my professional life: a budget, a contract, responsibility for dozens of human beings...and every single time I have the exact same thought:

Do these fucking people know who I am? I hope an adult is backstopping this! #xp

The tale of the guy that fucked up the life of the woman that outed Brett Favre's sleazy behavior. If you were going for sincere acknowledgement of damage done without making it all about him, you'll be half disappointed. #xp

https://mailchi.mp/e2464892404f/how-to-mend

So, who am I going to be seeing this weekend at @ConFusionMI?

There's just no way to bite a dog biscuit into pieces without eating some dog biscuit yourself.

...and I stand by that... #xp

I guess I should be grateful that my wife waited until the weekend to get me sick? Worse, she's still sick, so who's taking care of me!? #xp

I am fully in the itchiest part of tattoo healing...aka, the worst part of tattooing! #xp

I loved losing my ass off during the bracket challenge years ago, so I'm bummed I can't do the Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Squares Sweepstakes this year: bit.ly/RocketMortgageSquares #RocketMortgageSquares

Also, blah blah call me for a great deal on a mortgage #salesguy :p

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying! #xp
https://youtu.be/1owY3QPg4Bc

Final break...aka "Thank you for not stabbing me any longer" 🤣 I'm deeply I'm love with the finished product! Thank you Ashley and Heather! #xp

Break 2: detail work of the tweaks made to the original design to make the wing really pop on the arm/elbow! #xp

First break...fun fact, elbow tattoos are fucking hurty! #xp

It's new tattoo day! Very excited about this new work! #xp

New Year's Eve is for boardgames! #Villainous #DiceThrone #xp

Happy New Years! #2020isRuined #xp

Oh Baen, never change...bonus points for that blurb not even being for this book! 🤣😂 #xp

Watched Cats in the theater so you don't have to...it is...not good. No redeeming qualities come to mind. #xp

It's been sort of a busy day, but before the day ends... Merry Christmas or happy whatever-you-are-celebrating! I hope your day was as joyous as it could be!

Folks, if one of your complaints about any new Star Wars movie includes "plot holes" or "unbelievable", but you don't hate the original trilogy, your opinion is invalid. Hope had problems so gross that entire movies were made to resolve them. Your love is nostalgia, boomer!