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I feel like we often don't acknowledge how very strange US grocery store names are. People just think it's normal to shop at a place called Big Bear or Giant Eagle or Piggly Wiggly.

So I used GPT-3 to add to a list of Perfectly Normal grocery stores.
aiweirdness.com/very-normal-gr

@janellecshane my father would shop at Boonie Weasel just because he and the mascot wear the same hat. I'm picturing a somewhat scraggly weasel, wearing a fisherman's vest, a boonie hat, and big yellow rubber boots.

@janellecshane Not sure if Big Fuzzy is scary or the best supermarket ever.

@janellecshane OMG...

Too Good to be True Foods
Rash Dung Parade
Excrets
McSkinney's Pile

😆​

@janellecshane I always shop at Dandy Orchard, because I have some class, unlike the people who frequent Large Bag.

@janellecshane
In Germany, hairdressers have weird names, using 'hair' or German 'Haar' in many ways.
Hairport is obvious...

@janellecshane

My mind still cannot process that there was at one point a print shop chain in America called "Kinkos".

@natecull @janellecshane

The relevant song:

youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh

I discovered the copy shop chain not long after I discovered the song. That was an... odd... experience.

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