Here are some candy hearts written by the neural net GPT-2. It's one of the most powerful text-generating neural nets out there, but I don't think it really knows what is expected of a candy heart.
@janellecshane I need a very big bag of the "ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN" one to distribute all over the fucking place
@janellecshane well ... if I recall it looks like some you find under the hood at parties .... *·°
@janellecshane Oh Janelle, you do make me laugh.
@janellecshane WICKED *EAT A TREE*
@janellecshane "All Hail The Chicken" Indeed
@minty_da BODY PARTY!
@velexiraptor that one is so strong
@minty_da i'm BEANS obviously
🎶 "When there's no one to praise,
And no more hell to be raised,
I'll be DANCING ON A LOAF,
@janellecshane I got the mail today and the link to the bonus material gave me Christmas carols, not candy hearts!
@irina hmm! Can you test it again? I tried it just now and it seemed to work
@janellecshane This link https://janelleshane.acemlna.com/lt.php?s=e25b8baf93fbb168a75d6cf9b2d8208e&i=763A769A1A3532 absolutely goes to this document https://docs.google.com/document/d/13MsxsblnwR1OXF06ogDbO8gzR9V4dkKr65vGp-fi1t0/edit which is Neural Net Carols.
@irina I will investigate!
In the meantime, this should be the correct link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QI_ssiP8f1TmfxstpHdc074BHh5xHX0w27KJTFim5iU/edit?usp=sharing
@janellecshane Thank you!
@janellecshane Ooh! I want PENGUIN and THEMED HAIR and OCCULT IDEA.
@janellecshane tag yourself I'm beans
@janellecshane I would buy a 50-lb bag of DOOMED
I want a bag of OK BRO to give people who frustrate me
@janellecshane More than half of those (perhaps almost all) would go in a bag I'd give my loved one.
@janellecshane I'm Fart Booby
@janellecshane ok nevermind, changing my answer to
> okay bro
This one can actually be contextual. For dude-on-dude couples that could mean "yes", for M/F that means "you're so friendzoned".
@janellecshane so many kinks represented here
"Woof HoofHoof" seems like it was custom-made for Fedi.
@firstname.lastname@example.org okay but this is extremely good
@janellecshane I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS would be a power move specifically on valentines day
if you don't eat all the chocolate then "Ants can stay".
@janellecshane if someone got me a box of these I would unironically like it
@janellecshane oh man I remember your original post about this a while back. Glad to see this idea came back around as it was pretty great
@janellecshane ♥️ BUNS 🐰 BUNS 🐰 BUNS 🐰
@janellecshane I don't know. SOme3how I think getting "Wicked *eat a tree*" and "T-Rex" were made for each other.
@TQ "mild feel"
@TQ I'm mouthy hamster
@TQ I may be bath towels......
@janellecshane …I feel like, of the creatures I follow, there should be an easy obvious choice of at least one to @ with the BUTTOCK one
but I can't think of one
@janellecshane I'm looking at those and thinking that the sales of candy hearts would go up about 500%, possibly more, if those were the messages on them.
@janellecshane these are way more fun though..
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