neural net tried to generate pick up lines. use at own risk.
@janellecshane The first line sounds just right for a Mastodon date. :-)
@janellecshane Look like a thing? Thing 1? Thing 2? The Thing? Or someone's, um, thing?
@janellecshane Janelle you look like a thing and I love you <3 <3 <3
@janellecshane The last one on the full list might actually work.
@janellecshane "you look like a thing and I love you"
@Luna_ This one is so perfect :')
Still better than what average toxic cis-man
@janellecshane I dunno man "you look like a thing and I love you" sounds cheerfully abstract enough to be cute when said aloud
@janellecshane It had me at "You look like a thing"
The candle one *almost* works!
@janellecshane I'm trying to decide which seems the most likely to work. I'm torn between "You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you" and "Hello".
@janellecshane "I have to give you a book" is actually a pretty good pick-up line, depending on the book.
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