@janellecshane The first line sounds just right for a Mastodon date. :-)

@janellecshane Look like a thing? Thing 1? Thing 2? The Thing? Or someone's, um, thing?

@janellecshane Janelle you look like a thing and I love you <3 <3 <3

@janellecshane The last one on the full list might actually work.

LB : Me to my SOs : "You look like a thing and I love you"

@janellecshane I dunno man "you look like a thing and I love you" sounds cheerfully abstract enough to be cute when said aloud

@janellecshane I'm trying to decide which seems the most likely to work. I'm torn between "You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you" and "Hello".

@janellecshane "I have to give you a book" is actually a pretty good pick-up line, depending on the book.

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