I trained a neural network on 1,228 types of cookies and apparently these are what cookies sound like to it.
@janellecshane I love the appearance of punctuation, “Bars *” …are they bars or not!? Does this mean they’re gluten free? Who knows.
Also, I’m using “stop chewing the quitterbread” to motivate people from here on out.
@janellecshane Hand Buttersacks is not wrong. It may be the Most Right. 😂
@janellecshane I would be unsurprised to find these recipes in a Maida Heatter book.
@janellecshane tag yourself, I’m Walps
"Hand Buttersacks" is my Hebrew name.
@janellecshane ...these are amazing.
seems legit, I had quitterbread bars for breakfast today
@janellecshane I'd like some Apricot Dream Moles please!
@janellecshane Mmmm! I could go for some quitterbread bars right now!
@janellecshane tag yourself im spice biggers
@janellecshane Those Walps look delicious....
@janellecshane The Chinese Room was filled with the smell of ever unatainable delicacies.
@janellecshane oh my god this is basically what NatureBox ads/products sound like LOL
@janellecshane i feel like i want to open a bake shop that only serves these cookies 😂
As a non-native speaker of English, that is *exactly* what your cookies sound like to me. That thing is onto something...
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