Advanced artificial intelligence has analyzed over 2,200 pies and developed these delicious new flavors.
http://aiweirdness.com/post/180349337437/how-to-make-high-tech-pies-sound-really-old
@janellecshane the only one of these that isn't completely disgusting is the tartless tart lmao
okay but I swear I had at least three of these at a UK pastry shop once, so I mean
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this is too powerful
@janellecshane All contenders for the next GBBO technical challenge.
@janellecshane I’m Flangerson’s Blusty Tart
@kirstyyarr @janellecshane *swings longsword* I'm Cromberry Yaaaaaas!!!
what if..... i made some of these. thinking snake's swift shortbread might be a good start. what makes it swift? come back later to find out.
@cipher @janellecshane it's amphetamines, isn't it
@janellecshane I am laughing FAR too hard at
'Pie Pee Pie' and 'Shrawberry Pie With An Cream Pie Cream Pie'
but my favourite is probably
'Futters Whabarb Wottiry Rasty Pasty Kamphible Idponsible Swarlot Cream Cream '
http://aiweirdness.com/post/167736100922/a-neural-network-invents-some-pies
@janellecshane Oh gods, these neural network generated names make me giggle uncontrollably every single time and I don't even know why I find them so funny!
@janellecshane mordenkainen's potato pie could be pretty good
@KitRedgrave @janellecshane I want to try Bigby's Gluring Strazbert
@noelle @KitRedgrave @janellecshane I have some serious doubts about Stradd's snack
just according to keikaku 
@TheShyIon @noelle @KitRedgrave @janellecshane I want a pumpkin chiffon summon pie
@janellecshane "lord's crunch" is my new favorite all-purpose interjection
@janellecshane impossible maple spi ach apple pie sounds good!
@janellecshane tag yourselves I'm impossible maple spinach apple pie.
@Annalee @janellecshane I aspire to Pumpkin Chiffon Summon Pie.
@janellecshane we stan a Cromberry Yaas
@janellecshane I'm fucking screaming
@janellecshane Tag yourself I'm Cromberry Yass
@janellecshane @page Mumon's Tartless Tart: A Zen Cookbook
@janellecshane i am in tears on the train about the Tartless Tart, thanks
@janellecshane Mur’s Tartless Tart ((it’s a pan))
@janellecshane Spinach apple pie sounds kinda good, tbh.
@janellecshane I’d try some of them.
@janellecshane I don't like to brag but I make an excellent tartless tart
@janellecshane I’m physically incapable of looking at Cromberry Yaas saying “yaas” without giggling
Cromberry yaas
@janellecshane this is a shitpost
I added some heirloom apples, cookies, and D&D spells to the dataset of pies to see if the neural net would make some more medieval-sounding pies. It worked a little too well.