Advanced artificial intelligence has analyzed over 2,200 pies and developed these delicious new flavors.
@janellecshane the only one of these that isn't completely disgusting is the tartless tart lmao
okay but I swear I had at least three of these at a UK pastry shop once, so I mean
this is too powerful
@janellecshane All contenders for the next GBBO technical challenge.
@janellecshane I’m Flangerson’s Blusty Tart
what if..... i made some of these. thinking snake's swift shortbread might be a good start. what makes it swift? come back later to find out.
@janellecshane I am laughing FAR too hard at
'Pie Pee Pie' and 'Shrawberry Pie With An Cream Pie Cream Pie'
but my favourite is probably
'Futters Whabarb Wottiry Rasty Pasty Kamphible Idponsible Swarlot Cream Cream '
@janellecshane Oh gods, these neural network generated names make me giggle uncontrollably every single time and I don't even know why I find them so funny!
@janellecshane mordenkainen's potato pie could be pretty good
@janellecshane "lord's crunch" is my new favorite all-purpose interjection
*casts Summon Pie*
*waits for DM*
@janellecshane impossible maple spi ach apple pie sounds good!
@janellecshane tag yourselves I'm impossible maple spinach apple pie.
@janellecshane we stan a Cromberry Yaas
@janellecshane I'm fucking screaming
@janellecshane Tag yourself I'm Cromberry Yass
@janellecshane i am in tears on the train about the Tartless Tart, thanks
@janellecshane Mur’s Tartless Tart ((it’s a pan))
@janellecshane Spinach apple pie sounds kinda good, tbh.
@janellecshane I’d try some of them.
@janellecshane I don't like to brag but I make an excellent tartless tart
@janellecshane I’m physically incapable of looking at Cromberry Yaas saying “yaas” without giggling
@janellecshane this is a shitpost
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