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i like responding to people's bad faith bullshit with "source for this claim?" because it has literally never ended with someone giving me a source for their claim

I rotated my mattress and HOLY BEANS this side is do much more firm! It's like people do this for a reason or something!

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its 2020 get a pair of bolt cutters and a crowbar

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sometimes I wonder why some cis women creep me out, and then I see stuff like this

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you used to go on the internet and download cool things for your computer, because it was easier than buying them or going to your friends house. and then youd have some cool things on your computer that you didn't do before. thats definitely a net win for the internet. but it isnt really like that anymore is it. instead you go on the internet and thats it. the internet IS the cool thing! and that would be really convenient except the internet isnt cool at all and also it sucks ass

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Most of us don't hear this nearly often enough, so I want to just say – whatever it is you're trying to accomplish right now? I know you can do this. You're brilliant, and I believe in you 💚

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*a communist, a social democrat, and an economist try to solve sisyphus's problem*
Communist: what are the material conditions of the boulder
Social democrat: how can we vote in a new boulder that's lighter than the old one
Economist: okayyy, umm, *snacks lips* let's assume there is no boulder

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🍒 Anonymous Question: Tips for eating out someone with a vagina? 

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Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

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oh shit its time to make fun of gamers

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(submitted by DerWOK)

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🍒 Anonymous Question: Pregnancy risk for people on testosterone? 

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@mint it really is LMAO the first time she says it in a sentence I died laughing.

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@popstar I keep this picture on my phone because its so often useful, ugh. (hidden for stock-photo eye contact)

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The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.