Grey @hummingrain@wandering.shop

i like responding to people's bad faith bullshit with "source for this claim?" because it has literally never ended with someone giving me a source for their claim

its 2020 get a pair of bolt cutters and a crowbar

sometimes I wonder why some cis women creep me out, and then I see stuff like this

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BLATHERS SAID HECK #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

you used to go on the internet and download cool things for your computer, because it was easier than buying them or going to your friends house. and then youd have some cool things on your computer that you didn't do before. thats definitely a net win for the internet. but it isnt really like that anymore is it. instead you go on the internet and thats it. the internet IS the cool thing! and that would be really convenient except the internet isnt cool at all and also it sucks ass

Most of us don't hear this nearly often enough, so I want to just say – whatever it is you're trying to accomplish right now? I know you can do this. You're brilliant, and I believe in you 💚

*a communist, a social democrat, and an economist try to solve sisyphus's problem*
Communist: what are the material conditions of the boulder
Social democrat: how can we vote in a new boulder that's lighter than the old one
Economist: okayyy, umm, *snacks lips* let's assume there is no boulder

love to give sex tips! most how-tos around vulvas are filled with truly terrible advice.

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

oh shit its time to make fun of gamers

rip

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There are no studies showing testosterone is an adequate birth control measure! Safety first!

@mint it really is LMAO the first time she says it in a sentence I died laughing.

http://xkcd.com/881
http://xkcd.com/1041

@popstar I keep this picture on my phone because its so often useful, ugh. (hidden for stock-photo eye contact)