Jon Erik @honestlyjon@wandering.shop

a question for anyone who wishes to answer!! what's your favorite flower

dream of pleasant things!

I don't need to be "impressed" for it to be a good match, of course, and first impressions are hardly are a comprehensive basis for understanding someone

but just once I would like to feel like "wow, he immediately feels like a good match for her" and instead of "well, if she's happy with him, I guess!"

Reflecting on every time I've met a female friend's boyfriend/fiance for the first time, and I don't think I've ever once felt "impressed"

I feel like Wandering Shop is a very thoughtful instance, and I'm happy to make my proverbial home here

I don't even pretend to humor conversations I'm not into anymore so whenever I'm talking with people and that conversation turns that way, my facial expression always turns to an aggressive Yikes

do people at offices talk about anything else aside from whatever diet it is they're on? my two-and-a-half year study at my current job suggests No

please...twitter users...quit elevating the bad tweets of people with under 500 followers

especially if they have under TEN

tonight's ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm3OKR2_4uI

laughing for the rest of my life imagining this to mean an angry French non-binary person

On the docket currently: FTL, Y’all. Love the premise.

I will say this: anthologies are great for reading before bed. A narrative appetizer (or two) before each snooze.

Forever doomed to be a person who says he’s not naturally inclined to read anthologies who nonetheless reads a lot of anthologies

May I never again feel obligated to count calories

Not looking at a scale or tracking numbers, not making this about getting thinner. Just making it about building an exercise habit into my routine

I’ve been getting back into cardio (health reasons per doctor suggestion) and, to keep myself from falling off it, I’m making a pointed effort to Not make this about weight loss or numbers

hello pals!! if you don't already, I'd super recommend following the bots @fullofstars and @aquarium!! they add such atmosphere to the, uh, tootline, is it??

*cackles in Mastodon as Twitter makes its UI worse and worse*