haf, now with 100% more SAD @hafnia@wandering.shop

rock-type pokemon gym where i am the gym leader, i do not have any pokemon, i just pelt the challenger with rocks until they leave

Meeting to discuss and protest facial recognition in #Portland on January 21st, 2020

https://www.meetup.com/Portlands-Techno-Activism-3rd-Mondays/events/267712063/

#PDX

There’s a segment of ex-fedi users who went back to twitter because they feel masto is too “woke-poisoned” and I like to call them the “I just don’t understand why I can’t say it” contingent

english: sometimes instead of saying toilet paper i shorten it to TP!

french: oh me too! i say PQ instead of papier toilette

e: the letters dont match

f:

e: why?

f:

e:

f: ass paper. PQ is short for ass paper, okay

y’all it’s FUCKING cold rn 🦒🧣

#iww union 680 is specifically for this

vaguely related is this very bisexual sky

Request for Suggestions (Please boost!):

Hi all! My reading group is looking for anarchist texts that get a little deeper into theory, praxis, and history of anarchist thought, but are still modern enough to be accessible. Kropotkin, et al, are great, but we're looking for something that's more like a modern summary/analysis of Kropotkin (if y'all get what I mean).

Happy to hear any suggestions you might have!

you cannot teach me what ska is

I have an implant that prevents me from forming any memories relating to ska

I'm looking for full-time work but temp or freelance in the meantime is helpful. I'm not in tech! Here's my very informal resume:

Most of my work history is in processing & adjusting auto & health insurance claims. This means I have experience in:
- data entry
- investigating & determining policy coverage
- deciding liability
- reading medical dx/px codes & terminology
- applying medical policies
- standard business math
- process improvement
- interpreting Medicare & FEHB guidelines

I don't necessarily want another claims job, though I'm open to it.

I have skills in Word, Excel, Adobe Acrobat, Photoshop (& Bridge), and various email programs. I'm well-versed in communicating with internal & external customers. I can write well for a variety of audiences.

I have a BA in Art with a minor in Classical Studies.

If you know of or come across any job openings that might be a good fit for me, please let me know. Thanks!

What can you do better than a bear? Nothing. They're as fast as a horse. Even a below average bear who sucks could easily overpower the mightiest of men. They swim. They climb. They got big ass knife hands. The only thing you can do better is operate a gun that someone else made for you. You suck. Bears are your betters.

Cop: I pulled you over for going 68 in a 55.

Me: Damn, 68? Officer, can you make that number just a little higher so I can hear the judge read it out loud?

Cop: Sure, whatever.

*Later in traffic court...*

Judge: How the fuck were you going 420 in a 55?

Me: It's freezing rain outside, surely my cat won't want to walk in this.

Cat: What beautiful weather we are having. /futzes around eating grass and being unbothered/

im just an engine for turning coffee into posts