Pinned toot

Account (now) locked to prevent spam follows. Will allow anyone to follow as long as they're obviously not a spambot. :)

Pinned toot

will admit that saying "I'm not bent on destroying the planet" feels odd in light of the 20 KILOWATT LASER I apparently am now responsible for setup of.

Pinned toot

I keep seeing a lot of apologies for not being interesting or funny or positive, and I just wanna say:

You are a person, not a brand. You do not need to be consistently anything but yourself. If you need to take a break, that's OK. We're all people, we'll understand.

buyin' dice to surprise the partner, because he rarely gets excited about anything but he got excited about these

abuse/believability Show more

"the devil can cite the scriptures for their purpose" i say after i cite the scriptures

"anyone can wear the mask... YOU could wear the mask!"

- Miles Morales (talking about outing sex pests on Mastodon.gov), "Into the Spiderverse"

you ever see a toot on fedi so bad that you had to go and suspend the whole instance

you know in a way spidrrman was the original ‘selfie artist”

sexual harassment Show more

money, food Show more

money, food Show more

money, food Show more

I feel like the meme that “Mastodon is a dating app” probably contributes to the creep stuff that happens here

hilariously, Hulu said something like "for fans of crime." Fan of crime, not crime drama , crime comedy, crime shows, just, crime

my friend made a documentary about a Native American community in Michigan's Upper Peninsula Show more

Dysphoria, Pregnancy, Parenting Show more

Occasionally I wonder how many times I can fit the hyperbolic "literally" into a toot, and then I read over my timeline and realize it's way, way higher than I would ever have guessed.

:oh_no:

A take that would be hot on Facebook, food Show more

A take that would be hot on Facebook, food Show more

A take that would be hot on Facebook, food Show more

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.