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Account (now) locked to prevent spam follows. Will allow anyone to follow as long as they're obviously not a spambot. :)

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will admit that saying "I'm not bent on destroying the planet" feels odd in light of the 20 KILOWATT LASER I apparently am now responsible for setup of.

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I keep seeing a lot of apologies for not being interesting or funny or positive, and I just wanna say:

You are a person, not a brand. You do not need to be consistently anything but yourself. If you need to take a break, that's OK. We're all people, we'll understand.

heteronormativity Show more

heteronormativity Show more

i have an incredible spoiler for all of you: the number of people who follow you says nothing about whether you're a decent person or not

Hmm. Looking at my iPad, I used to have two art programs. One is apparently no longer actively supported by its company and crashes a lot (ArtStudio), and the other is no longer downloadable from iTunes (SketchBook Pro), both of which I got back when I was in animation school. So uh....guess I have to find another one?

Anyone know a good free art app for iPad?

ahhhhhhhhhhh there is finally an Official Recording of the Robin Pecknold cover of Silver Dagger! :D

D&D 5e Show more

D&D 5e Show more

D&D 5e Show more

Anyone know anything to do in Sacramento? We (the four of us, with kids) will be stopping there in July and I don't have any ideas.

Hot Media Take Show more

There are teenagers right now discovering Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers and 311 and starting bands and we're gonna have to put up with that shit

They could make a new DLC level for Untitled Goose Game at like $5 a pop every 6-12 months for the rest of my life and I would buy them all with a song in my heart

Drawings, food Show more

skulking about the nearby elf village looking for small objects to bring back for the dungeons resident dragon who has grown dissatisfied with even the choicest twigs and strings we bring her :/ #JustKoboldThings #koboldposting

Alc mention Show more

one time i read an ok fantasy book with a protagonists named taniel and thought "what a stupid name," then like two days later came across a blue checkmark guy on twitter who was unironically named taniel.

i Was about to make a shitpost that said “imagine bridges but like. Underground” and then I realized that’s just a tunnel. I feel like Elon musk.

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The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.