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Hi everyone, I'm Grem and I'm totally new to mastodon. I'm demigender (she/her).

I'm predominantly an LGBT high fantasy writer, currently working towards self-publishing my first novel.

I'm also big into video gaming. I love me a good story-driven RPG.

I have a very antisocial cat named Morrigan, and nothing cheers me up like a good cup of tea. :)

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I entered the darkened room and waited for my eyes to adjust until I could make out a stooped figure in a high-backed chair.

"A visitor," they drawled, swirling a chalice of red liquid, "Care to join me?"

I strode over to the window.

"No!" the figure shrieked as I drew the curtains aside, bathing the room in sunlight.

"Hsss!" they recoiled, robes fluttering dramatically.

"Pat, put your wine away, you have conference calls to be in."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #SliceOfLife

covid lockdown, mh - 

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Everybody in the UK (and elsewhere) who is perfectly capable of physically going to the shops whenever they want to and is instead choosing to panic order seven thousand toilet rolls online so those of us who actually can't always leave our houses can't get groceries delivered until APRIL, could you not. It's selfish. Thanks

family - 

food, anxiety mention 

So far today my cat has run off with a Biro and a pencil, and has attempted to run off with the charger cable still plugged in to my laptop. Furry little menace

Today was a tidying day. I do not have those often for spoons reasons, but my study is now the tidiest and cleanest it's been since I moved in here which is nice.

But it took three hours and used all the spoons, if anybody needs me I'll be on ESO.

food 

food mention, my cat is a pest 

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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that asexual folks are queer and belong in LGBTQ+, good night friends

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This is hilarious: crimereads.com/your-guide-to-n

"You may not know you are in a Murder Village, as they look like all other villages. So when you visit Womble Hollow or Shrimpling or Pickles-in-the-Woods or Nasty Bottom or Wombat-on-Sea or wherever you are going, you must have a plan. Below is a list of sensible precautions you can take on any trip to an English village. Follow them and you may just live."

food 

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cat: *is licking masking tape*
me: why though
cat: *stares at me for ten seconds and then goes back to licking the masking tape*

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This is hilarious!

RT :birdsite: @joshmcconell

The pizza joint I went to framed a hole in the wall in the men’s washroom and called it “Fragile Masculinity”

t.co/ZTxO2BsWMH

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Trans issues and trans men, sexism 

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reminder to add pronouns to your bio even if you're cis

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