V.R. Raw @gremaure@wandering.shop

#selfpromotion

I did the Big Scary Thing and posted up a few chapters of my draft on Inkshares!

The Glass Tree is a character-focused epic fantasy novel with a diverse cast, and if that sounds like the kind of thing you might want to take a look at, the link is here:

https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-glass-tree

Hi everyone, I'm Grem and I'm totally new to mastodon. I'm demigender (she/her).

I'm predominantly an LGBT high fantasy writer, currently working towards self-publishing my first novel.

I'm also big into video gaming. I love me a good story-driven RPG.

I have a very antisocial cat named Morrigan, and nothing cheers me up like a good cup of tea. :)

#introductions #amwriting #highfantasy #rpg #cats #tea #lgbtcharacters

wave your hands in the air like you don't care

Notebooks are for sitting on.

I am at the very lowest end of the 'annoyingly big boobs' scale BUT there is still only one shop in the town I live in that regularly stocks DD bras. I mean seriously, DD is not even that uncommon. Mutter mutter.

I suppose they're not commonly used by skinny people though so why even bother, right? 🙄

Christmas trees are not safe for cats! Real ones are toxic if ingested, artifical ones will cause intensinal blockages if eaten.

Spraying them with bitter apple spray or diluted citrus oil can help, but really the best thing to do is not leave a cat unattended with a Christmas tree. Shut them out of the room overnight/when you're out.

Tinsel can cause intestinal blockages and is also toxic, because it just has to one-up everything else.

My cat will eat literally anything she can fit down her throat. As a result I have covered the Christmas tree in a metric craptonne of bitter apple spray and she is now sulking under the coffee table because mean old me has made her giant new cat toy taste funny.

I took a couple of days' break over the weekend from Stupid Book, mostly because I have begun calling it 'Stupid Book' rather than 'my novel'.

I've basically been working on the same thing for three years and it's amazing how much just not even thinking about it for a few days can do to clear out the cobwebs.

#amwriting (actually writing, rather than just staring at scrivener in utter frustration)

Put glittery ribbons on leftover cinnamon sticks for use as Xmas tree decorations and now my entire house is covered in glitter.

Spent far too long today on a train that smelled like feet. Warrior needs tea, badly.

How to find any small item you have dropped on the floor:
1) place pet on floor
2) wait for sounds of pet eating thing they should not be eating
Cannot speak from personal experience but have heard this also works with toddlers.

I wonder where the cat could possibly be, she's so sneaky I might never find her.

My real life cat is very interested in my Sim cat.

I often wonder what it must be like to have normal person energy levels.

Like, how does it feel to not take three days to recover from taking a taxi by yourself?

Good luck to all the intrepid NaNo-ers about to NaNo.

So I discovered this Halloween that my husband has managed to reach his late twenties without ever having carved a pumpkin. This situation has been rectified, the pumpkins have been carved, and the whole process greatly confused the cat. She still hasn't quite worked out if they're food or not.

I am redownloading Mass Effect, another trilogy run is in order. This time I will make a valiant effort to cope with male Shepard's voice acting for more than thirty seconds.

Parental visit this weekend means it's time to play a game of Dressing The Spare Bed: Living With Cats Edition.