@tcql Mastodontia is braces for furry elephants?

@benhamill @tcql whereas orthomastia is a bra that f*cking fits right.

@DialMforMara @tcql Do those exist? My wife has been searching since the need arose initially. Without success.

@benhamill The best I've found are bras that fit perfectly in the store, and start squeezing your lungs the moment you go home and sit down. If I ever feel like I can afford a proper bra again (aka when I'm fully employed and might need a bra for going-to-work purposes), I'm going wire-free; until that time, Walmart sells camisoles.

@benhamill Bras are a lot like shoes in that way, except that shoes can get more comfortable over time.

@DialMforMara Yeah. I found that Chuck Taylors break in suuuuuuuuuuper comfortably on my feet and have been wearing nothing else since high school. If only people could do that with bras.

@benhamill it's a conspiracy

@DialMforMara For real. Of men. Mostly white ones.

@benhamill Yup. That and tiny pockets. And fake pockets. And pants without pockets.

@DialMforMara @benhamill fake pockets are the most stupid thing i've ever heard of

@tcql @DialMforMara @benhamill They're up there. Almost-pockets are pretty bad, too. I have a pair of pants that spits out my cell phone when I sit down if I put it in a front "pocket".