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Hi everyone! This is my post here on wandering.shop! I used to be @ftl and before that @ftl . At work I do and other than that I mostly play , plus a bit of and (DMing and playing 5e). My favorite tennis players are and . Lately I've been reading anything by Martha Wells, John Scalzi, Brandon Sanderson, and Ursula K Le Guin, and Tor's monthly ebooks.Looing forward to meeting cool people here!

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@wallabag en fait cette fonctionnalité me serait quand même vachement utile. J’ai certains billets de blog, je sais que je vais les lire et les garder. Je pense aux blogs de elpep ou encore @panais ... et du coup, s’ils pouvaient arriver directement dans wallabag ça serait top

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Sharks are older than trees. 🦈

The first plant species which can be considered a real tree is known as Archaeopteris, and it evolved about 350 million years ago.

The first sharks evolved 50 million years before that!

#NoFoolin

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Many people turn to pornography to indulge their most forbidden fantasies. Lounging around outside, dressing up, being in a room with more than five people...

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I just wrote a real check out for 420.69

it's really fucking nice.

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millipede the result of a horrendous runaway optimization failure wherein godnature kept rewarding more and more legs for some reason. thats all He wanted to see: legs. and by god,now hes got them

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"Stay away," the sirens sang, "do not come close!"
Ships still came.
"Is it our voices?" the sirens asked.
They sat silent as a ship came.
"Is it our appearance?" they asked, watching the wreck.
They hid. A ship came searching for them.
"Maybe," they said, "it's not our fault."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"And what have you brought today to show the class for Upload and Annotate?"

"This is my great-grandmother's heirloom three-second GIF loop of a cat kissing a dog. It's a family treasure, it's been in my family for over a hundred years."

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TFW you realise that any AI that can pass the Turing Test is the AI equivalent of a Furry

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medieval monks: well clearly the bible says "Live by the sword, die by the sword" but it says nothing about a star of Bethlehem with a stick attached to it

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DnD item idea: Used Bag of Holding

It's like a normal bag of holding but everytime you try to retrieve an item from it, there's a 10% chance you pull out some random item instead. The pile of Stuff That Was Already There is seemingly infinite and topically comical.

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TIL There are mini truck garden contests in Japan

The “kei” trucks are barely larger than city cars. The goal is to build the most aesthetically pleasing garden in the truck bed

thisiscolossal.com/2018/06/jap

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2010: I wish my life was like a movie

2020: NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

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okcovid, the new dating site where u can't meet people due to social distancing

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REMINDER THAT YOU CAN JUST KINDA PUT SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THINGS. he's public domain so you can just kinda use him wherever. i made him break up with a wizard

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