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hello fediverse, I am flausi, a cyborg punk squirrel. I work as an accountant and . I live in berlin, germany and a lot, at the moment donna 's "staying with the trouble". and I think a lot about living with , good surviving in capitalism, loving, sex, getting older, , , networks of solidarity, ecology, , pictures, everyday magic

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Before computers, comedians had to stand on a box and federate jokes to people passing on the street

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hey if anyone wants some honey in #berlin we have A Lot. beefriendly, small-scale and sustainable/organic, all that jazz.

friendship discount for anyone who hits me up onhere and if ur poor and trans u can have it for free.

pls boost etc.

also the "fuck gender binary" button but maybe nobody knows what it means anyway. 😁

ok my partner chose to wear their fluffy coat and the boots with golden laces... so we are definitely beyond black fingernails

I think we are a little beyond that even if we tried to dress "normal"...
a friend of mine always says that people who stare are experiencing difference and that's a good thing. so... maybe that would be a great outcome. 😁

I asked another queer person via twitter how people there react to visible queers (after all I haven't been there for 10years, maybe stuff changed) and he said he doesn't know or see any visibly queer people there and the most daring thing he allows himself in public is painting his fingernails black.

today i go on a trip to where i grew up. i'm a little nervous as we are two visibly queer/trans people and it's pretty rural and catholic there.

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Another genderless insult you can use in your time of greatest need Show more

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idk who "el GBT" is, is that some kinda mexican wrestler???

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Petiton (dt.) rassismus, antisemitismus, gewalt, polizei Show more

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Kennt wer von euch das Phänomen, dass #Ubuntu mittels "apt-get update" nicht immer alle Paketquellen neu einliest? Wenn ja, wie kann ich das beheben? Gern RT. #followerpower

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Rassismus, Polizeigewalt Show more

on mastodon, faving toots is not that big a thing, or am I misinterpreting my observations?

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help i misread lynne's posts and i installed Linus on my computer, now it just wanders around with a blanket and whines about existential shit

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Der menschliche Körper ist wie eine große Stadt es ist immer irgendwo eine Baustelle wenn ihr versteht was ich meine

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Woohoo, der Aufruf für die nächste Ausgabe #Queerulant_in ist da!

Schaut mal rein, insbesondere wenn ihr gerne was beitragen möchtet.

queerulantin.de/?p=1384

🌈 :kirby_happy: :exclamation_rainbow:

#queer #trans #inter #lgbt #lesbisch #bi #schwul #utopien #zukunft #DasGuteLeben

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Me, throwing away all my clothes: Marie Kondo

Me, shaving off my eyebrows: Marie Kondo

Me, driving my car into a lake: Marie Kondo!

Me, burning down a prison: MARIE KONDO

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Boquila trifoliolata is a vine which lives in temperate rainforests in Chile and Argentina. It looks pretty unexciting, but that's just what the plant wants you to think!

This plant will mimic the leaves of any tree it grows on, or even mimic leaves which happen to be nearby. No one knows how it does this.

The vine doesn't need any physical contact to do this. Some botanists think it can "smell" and recognise nearby plants. More outlandishly, others wonder if it might have rudimentary vision.

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.