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we had the technology... we rebuilt him... stronger... MECHACLIPPY
Watch out, shop: tomorrow is Friday the 13th! Oooooh, spooky ๐ป๐ฑ
The tragic disappointment of a mediocre orange ๐๐
I'm moving! Back to Canada! In September! Still gotta find a job but I have time I guess! Ahhhh
Brain: hi
Me: ...hi
Brain: so here's a cool story idea
Me: stop, I need to finish this other thing
Brain: behold, an itemized list of all the ways it would be so effing cool
We Klingons know exactly what to do when someone changes their name and/or pronouns.
Hey shop! I'm back in town! Catching up on work stuff
What am I forgetting to pack/do before my trip?
Heading out of town at early o'clock tomorrow. Have the world's shittiest layover though, so feel free to send me entertaining things ๐
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Morning, shop!
In today's self-owns, forgot to bring my lunch to work because spouse is usually the one who brings it and apparently I am useless without him ๐
(We work in the same building, he's out of town)
LB: Zellers still exists???!?
Birds are weird but at least they have a sens of (bad ?) fashion which is pretty cool ๐
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Spirit Island is a fun board game where you play as island spirits scaring away the colonizers, would recommend.
Another day, another 1000 words #amwriting
TIL that not all marsupials are Australian.
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With an influx of new users, it's a good time to check Mastodon Bridge to find Twitter friends who are here:
https://bridge.joinmastodon.org/